Everytime I hear Wagner I feel like invading Poland.

Is Wagner actually a man? Is he not rather a disease? Everything he touches falls ill; he has made music sick

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

I am at two with nature

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.