Everyone should live to be 92 years old, have an orgasm and drop dead.
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JEFF RICH Give your woman orgasm & you will have a less hostile person to live with.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) All playwrights should be dead for three hundred years.
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ELOUISE COBELL Everyone wants to live long, but no one wants to be called old
ICELANDIC PROVERB Once you are over 30, 35 years old, I think everyone should get down to the gym and start moving aga...
WARREN CUCCURULLO Here's my system. Music that's five years old should be a nickel. Music's that's three to four years...
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KATHA POLLITT You take those matches we should have won like Jarrell and Jon, we were right in there. I know both ...
DON EGGENBURG Having Jon as my partner for 26 years I've been inspired and challenged to become a better musician,...
RICHIE SAMBORA A great way to LIVE is to BE, DO, and HAVE all the things you really, really, really want before you...
LORRIN L. LEE Sex can still be great, even without an orgasm.
KRISTIN DAVIS Old men should have more care to end life well than to live long.
CAPTAIN J. BROWN Old men should have more care to end life well than to live long.
ANITA BROOKNER Carroll Dawson has served this organization very well over the past 26 years, and he will continue t...
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JACK KINGSTON Live fast and die middle-aged. Dying young is pointless and dying old means years in an old folks ho...
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DARYL MOREY What's an orgasm? It's hard to describe, but if I'm yelling and screaming from sheer, intense, sexua...
TASSA DESALADA Be the girl you want your daughter to be. Be the girl you want your son to date. Be classy, be smart...
GERMANY KENT No matter his death, he should be sentenced. His family should not be able to see him even dead in t...
FERDONE QERKEZI Wouldn't it be better to die doing something interesting than to drop dead in an office and the last...
BARBARA HILLARY Why should I be afraid now? Strange men have come to kill me ever since I was twelve years old.
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DAVE MORGAN Titchy little snapperwhippers like you should not be higgling around with an old sage and onions who...
ROALD DAHL I don't see why there should be a point where everyone decides you're too old. I'm not too old, and ...
LEMMY KILMISTER It's better to be an authentic loser than a false success, and to die alive than to live dead.
WILLIAM MARKIEWICZ He'll be down with the books. My old septon used to say books are dead men talking. Dead men should ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN The credit goes to Carroll. The real story of the game is how well Carroll played. They've got an ou...
BOB GREEN DO what you LOVE.
BE with those you LOVE.
HAVE the things you LOVE.
And ...your LIFE will be well-li...
LORRIN L. LEE We adapted to Jon rather than have Jon adapt to us.
JENNIFER OWENSBY The fly that should be dead and the dog that should be dead in the house that should be dead, and th...
NANCY HOLDER When it was over, she gathered him in her arms. And told him the terrible irony of her life.
Th...
MELINA MARCHETTA Live fast, die old, and make very sure everyone knows you were there.
ALAN COX There's a sort of dead passion in him. A spark that, had he more years to live, would be a wildfire.
LAUREN DESTEFANO 'Twas a jolly old pedagogue, long ago,
Tall and slender, and sallow and dry;
His form was bent...
GEORGE ARNOLD Old books that have ceased to be of service should no more be abandoned than should old friends who ...
SIR PEREGRINE WORSTHORNE Old books that have ceased to be of service should no more be abandoned than should old friends who ...
BERNARD M. BARUCH Old books that have ceased to be of service should no more be abandoned than should old friends wh...
SIR PEREGRINE WORSTHORNE Old books that have ceased to be of service should no more be abandoned than should old friends who ...
BERNARD BARUCH My parents had an old-fashioned ideal of college, that four years at a liberal arts college should b...
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HUGH HOWEY Generation X is dead. It has come to mean anyone aged 13 to 55 years old.
WILLIAM GIBSON Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
CRAY SEYMORE Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
CRAY SEYMORE If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
SAMUEL GOLDWYN I think everyone remembers how certain Russian bureaucrats used to work against the Ukrainian opposi...
YULIA TYMOSHENKO We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead -- and not then ...
MARK TWAIN We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead / and not then u...
MARK TWAIN Drop dead-but first get permit
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead gol...
ALAN ALDA No thanks," said Digory, "I don't know that I care much about living on and on after everyone I know...
C.S. LEWIS We should all start to live before we get too old.
MARILYN MONROE Every man must die, Jon Snow. But first he must live.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Normally, you should be dead if you have a retrospective.
DAPHNE GUINNESS We have an 8-year-old doing gymnastics, and we have a gentleman competing in swimming who is 90 year...
JEFF COLLINS This lecture took place 17 years ago. He is an English citizen. He doesn't live in Austria and he is...
ELMAR KRESBACH If poetry is like an orgasm, an academic can be likened to someone who studies the passion-stains on...
IRVING LAYTON There isn't any such thing as an ordinary life. (92)
L.M. MONTGOMERY Some fake happiness, some fake sadness and some fake an orgasm.
DOMINIC RICCITELLO If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
SAMUEL GOLDWYN Reach out and help others. If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. Be a vessel, be the c...
GERMANY KENT An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
MAE WEST You can BE, DO, and HAVE ...absolutely ANYTHING you really, really want to BE, DO, and HAVE.
LORRIN L. LEE I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
BERNARD BARUCH I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
BERNARD M. BARUCH I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
FRANCIS BACON, SR. I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
FRANCIS BACON SR. I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
FRANCIS BACON It was nice to go up there and see Carroll had a full house. He would have enjoyed that. He was a ni...
LARRY HAGMAN I am for 100 per cent Americanism, 100 per cent efficiency, and 100 per cent life. I expect to live ...
JOHN BURROUGHS Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it. [On virtual memory]
SEYMORE CRAY Flatterers should be mistrusted, especially when they praise the dead. To seek a place in society is...
BAUVARD I love horror movies! I've loved horror movies since I was about eight years old, not that an 8-...
ALEX BRECKENRIDGE Everyone should be respected as an individual, but no one idolized.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Not everyone has the time to be normal.
LJUPKA CVETANOVA An orgasm is just a reflex, like a sneeze
RUTH WESTHEIMER All information belongs to everybody all the time. It should be available. It should be accessible t...
MAYA ANGELOU If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same st...
THOMAS SOWELL Ivypool felt her mouth drop open "Hollyleaf? But...you you're dead!"
"Obviously not," the newc...
ERIN HUNTER I have programmed myself to be at least 105 years old.
OLEG CASSINI They should be allowed to stay in school so they can become productive, tax-paying members of societ...
KRIS KRANE A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the ...
AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI Now old Tredgortha's dead and gone,
We ne'er shall see him more;
He used to wear an old grey c...
RUPERT SIMMS In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn't catch th...
RICK RIORDAN If we all knew we were going to live to be 150 years old, we'd all approach our lives very diffe...
ERIC BOGOSIAN In my almost 92 years on this earth, the good Lord has blessed me with a great journey.
ERNIE HARWELL I made up my mind to be an actress when I was 4 years old.
EVA GABOR No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.
BETTY FRIEDAN An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~Mae West
LAINA CHARLESTON Stuff your eyes with wonder . . . live as if you'd drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It's mor...
RAY BRADBURY Stuff your eyes with wonder . . . live as if you'd drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It's m...
RAY BRADBURY Yes! Very funny this terrible thing is. A man that is born falls into a dream like a man who falls i...
JOSEPH CONRAD This grief is crowned with consolation, you old smock brings
forth a new petticoat, and indeed the ...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Those who live, live off the dead.
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LEWIS CARROLL Why is a raven like a writing desk?
LEWIS CARROLL It took me less than half a lifetime to realize that regret is one of the few guaranteed certainties...
JONATHAN CARROLL Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.
CARROLL BRYANT When they first started doing these, ... a lot of women would kiss the envelopes with lipstick just ...
ANDREW CARROLL This is the historical record. These are the eyewitnesses to these events, so no one can ever say th...
ANDREW CARROLL You get a sense that the letter-writer is in a groove, pouring out these words that give you insight...
ANDREW CARROLL I think the writing for this book is extraordinary. And that's why we call it 'Above and Beyond,' be...
ANDREW CARROLL It draws us into their story. There is that sense of mystery, of what was that person thinking and w...
ANDREW CARROLL No toy stores here. This flag represents America and makes me proud each time I see it.
ANDREW CARROLL The thing about this festival that I love is that it brings people from all walks of life together f...
ANDREW CARROLL There's youth in our locker room, but a lot of us aren't that young. We're 19, 20 or 21. We have goo...
ANDREW CARROLL This is a passion I work on seven days a week, ... I'm in this for life.
ANDREW CARROLL I've called these letters pages out of our national autobiography.
ANDREW CARROLL I've spent about that amount of time trying to tell the public that there was purpose in... my b...
DIAHANN CARROLL In fact, this network, which we may identify as the Round Table Groups, has no aversion to cooperati...
CARROLL QUIGLEY I've always been asked, 'What is my favorite car?' and I've always said 'The nex...
CARROLL SHELBY While the laughter of joy is in full harmony with our deeper life, the laughter of amusement should ...
LEWIS CARROLL Millions of people thought Archie was a happy hero.
CARROLL O'CONNOR Some people thought we were presenting Archie as a false character. President Nixon thought we were ...
CARROLL O'CONNOR I enjoyed in every way my 12 years of playing Archie, and I wasn't personally sad about finishin...
CARROLL O'CONNOR Bad directors are the ones who want to tell you every move, and think they're a better actor tha...
CARROLL BAKER Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-...
LEWIS CARROLL Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
LEWIS CARROLL The Lion and the Unicorn were fighting for the crown:
The Lion beat the Unicorn all around the ...
LEWIS CARROLL I always thought they were fabulous monsters!" said the Unicorn. "Is it alive?"
"It can talk," ...
LEWIS CARROLL I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it c...
LEWIS CARROLL I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he does, whether he's a vice presi...
CARROLL O'CONNOR If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
LEWIS CARROLL May this house stand until an ant drinks the ocean and a tortoise circles the world.
JONATHAN CARROLL