Everyone says they want you to be honest; until you really are.

I had a great job at the FCC, but then I got fired for being too vulgar.

Of course you can say, "I wouldn't trade it for the world!" If you somehow managed to obtain the world I'm sure you can pull off getting "it" back afterwards.

Doesn't it seem like many of the most popular quotes ever said were as simple as reversing what was just previously stated? Go ahead. Try it. You will sound like a genius. If you want to live for love you must first learn to love to live. You are welcome. I want my check when your self help/religious novel hits the shelves.

I want to hate that I need to love the internet. I suppose if you ignored the last two words to that sentence it would still apply.

If you lie enough times, you will begin to believe you are telling the truth.