Everyone is a little bitter. We're born bitter. The personality itself is really just a very complex defense mechanism. A reaction to the first time someone said, "No you can't.

With the right kind of touch, sour apples turn sweet again.

It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did.

I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.

I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired.

There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity.