Everyone I meet wants to give me directions, but I'm not lost.

Never be content with your work, your relationships, your life. That's the stupid advice philosophers give today.

My advice to you is to dance while you still can.

Every pundit who exhorts you to "think for yourself" really wants you to think like them.

I have curly hair, so once (the mustache) gets out it starts going in 65 different directions, ... So now I have to wax it to control it. I asked the kids if I could get rid of it and they said 'No.'

Ages and epochs belong to Time. Only the fleeting moment is eternal.