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Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.


Jennifer Crusie

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DEYTH BANGER The law tells me how crooked I am. Grace comes along and straightens me out.
BILLY SUNDAY The trick is to find happiness in the brief gaps between disasters.
CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI theyre missing whole streets.
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ED SHEDD It is because they took the easy way out that rivers, and people, go crooked.
JILL PETERSON The trick to staying out of trouble is to keep your nose out of other people's business.
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NOAH BAUMBACH The trick is to find that one person who can give it back as good as they can take it.
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LYDIA SARTAIN Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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AMY SCHUMER You have to find out how to become the character.
KARA HAYWARD How do you circumvent a mind bent upon lying to get away from the truth?
NOORILHUDA Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made.
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MARTIE ROBERTS The atrocities of war serve as a reminder, of just how hell bent humanity is; on destroying itself.
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JENNY TROUT The love you get, is equal to the love you give.
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DAVID THORTON A crooked stick will have a crooked shadow.
SOURCE UNKNOWN A crooked stick will have a crooked shadow
PROVERB It is unclear how this occurred, but we must find out.
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GRANT FAIRLEY No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the trick is not to get fr...
WENDY WASSERSTEIN Dreamer of dreams, born out of my due time,Why should I strive to set the crooked straight?
WILLIAM MORRIS Out of timber so crooked as that from which man is made nothing entirely straight can be carved.
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JENNIFER ANISTON If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.
JENNIFER JONES Going home and spending time with your family and your real friends keeps you grounded.
JENNIFER ELLISON I don't regret what I've been through. I've had ups and downs, super highs and some real...
JENNIFER LOPEZ I like to say, 'Chop suey's the biggest culinary joke that one culture has ever played on an...
JENNIFER LEE I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.
JENNIFER ANISTON I don't find it a struggle to maintain a healthy diet now as my palate has changed. I don't ...
JENNIFER ELLISON One of the problems in the biotech world is the lack of women in leadership roles, and I'd like ...
JENNIFER DOUDNA As mechanistic biologists, we are hoping that by understanding how the virus works at the molecular ...
JENNIFER DOUDNA Over the years, I have been a house painter, farm worker, paste-up artist, Easter Bunny, pizza deliv...
JENNIFER MCMAHON One of the things I've started doing lately is tracking my dreams. I feel like there's a lot...
JENNIFER CARPENTER In Congress, while the House's proposed defense budget calls for significant increases, it also ...
JENNIFER GRANHOLM I am, you know, really fighting for myself and my life. And I think the message that I could give to...
JENNIFER HOLLIDAY We might be shifting away from a Eurocentric view of the United States into something that's muc...
JENNIFER LEE I listened to classic rock and roll, and punk rock. 'Goon Squad' provides a pretty accurate ...
JENNIFER EGAN I had to learn how to chop wood actually - I don't think my dad would have let me go chop wood i...
JENNIFER LAWRENCE Y’all might as well come on out,” I said. “I know you’re there. I can smell you.”
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JENNIFER ESTEP ... I succeeded at math, at least by the usual evaluation criteria: grades. Yet while I might have e...
JENNIFER OUELLETTE Human nature defeats me sometimes, how greed and spite can lurk so divisively around the utmost cour...
JENNIFER RYAN All the old school Young Adult novels inspired me. I grew up reading R.L. Stine, Christopher Pike, R...
JENNIFER ARMENTROUT When you don't have anybody to take care of you, then you could go both ways: You could do whate...
JENNIFER LAWRENCE I feel like I've started a new chapter in my life, and I need to leave the past behind.
JENNIFER CAPRIATI I think I'm comedy-attractive, but it's never gonna be me and Charlize Theron up there.
JENNIFER COOLIDGE I want to play a character I've never been before-a crazy serial killer like Charlize Theron in ...
JENNIFER LAWRENCE I came on to the film with a very happy-go-lucky attitude which I think my character, Charlie, did w...
JENNIFER SKY To become a classical ballerina, you have to move to New York when you're 12 or 11 and that beco...
JENNIFER GARNER I'm trying to incorporate colour into my life. Until recently, everything in my closet was black...
JENNIFER MORRISON We do a lot of crafting at our house. I don't even know how it got started because if you ask me...
JENNIFER GARNER I get it.
JENNIFER PLACE