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Everybody sounds stoned, because they're e-mailing people the whole time they're talking to you.


Jennifer Egan

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JENNIFER ANISTON There is no "I", there's only "we". Meaning all you can touch, and all that you see is a part of you...
JENNIFER SODINI The alchemy of life is to turn coins into cents, by making sense of change.
JENNIFER SODINI My parents started with very little and were the only ones in their families to graduate from colleg...
JENNIFER GARNER My father and I are friends and my mother and I don't speak. It's a bummer. I miss her.
JENNIFER ANISTON We have this idea of bureaucracy in local government, and it's generally things that we're f...
JENNIFER PAHLKA I drink coconut water before my workouts. It has just the right amount of calories and electrolytes ...
JENNIFER MORRISON Elizabeth Keckley was a woman of remarkable strength, courage, perseverance, and dignity. She was ex...
JENNIFER CHIAVERINI I wanted to have a go at a pop career. My first single, 'Baby I Don't Care', was a hit, ...
JENNIFER ELLISON And when I'm on set, I'm just thinking about the script and of working. I think I've sta...
JENNIFER LAWRENCE When I was fresh out of law school, I had a burning desire to do something important, to have an imp...
JENNIFER GRANHOLM Marriage brings up all the things I pushed to the back burner - the fears, the mistrust, the doubts,...
JENNIFER ANISTON I feel like a Mac store! I have a Canadian iPhone, an American iPhone and an iPad. I'm constantl...
JENNIFER MORRISON The Clinton administration brought 65 cases from 1995 to 2000 before the World Trade Organization. T...
JENNIFER GRANHOLM My big sister Melissa, is such a stud and my little sister Suzanna, has always had a perfect body an...
JENNIFER GARNER I assume the body language no matter what in doing voiceover. There is a transformative aspect.
JENNIFER HALE One of the reasons 'Boogie Nights' is one of my favorite movies is because it's about pe...
JENNIFER KONNER A boyfriend has so much to do with a woman blossoming.
JENNIFER COOLIDGE The first time I saw 'Sunset Boulevard' I was probably eight or nine years old, and it reall...
JENNIFER LYNCH What a terrible feeling to love soemone and not be able to help them.
JENNIFER NIVEN Becuse God loves us, but the devil takes an interest.
JENNIFER DONNELLY