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Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies.
Kyle Dunnigan
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Coming
Dad
Dads
Dies
Down
Dress
Every
Gets
Kids
Santa
Stuck
Surprise
Try
Up
Will
Year
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