Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.

Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does.

My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses.. wait.. ! I am receiving a correction ! My wife was the VERY LAST woman to join the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses!

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.