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Every time I become self righteous I get slapped in the face with the humility stick.


Valerie Rose Sterrett

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VALERIE BERTINELLI We all have our painful pasts we have to get through.
VALERIE BERTINELLI Honesty is very sexy.
VALERIE BERTINELLI After a lifetime of losing and gaining weight, I get it. No matter how you slice it, weight loss com...
VALERIE BERTINELLI I love the Warner Brothers lot. There is so much history there. They've done such a smart thing....
VALERIE AZLYNN I think I have lived in every part of L.A. except downtown. Everywhere from Topanga Canyon to Toluca...
VALERIE AZLYNN I am not gonna say that a guy's looks make him have to try harder in any way. I don't believ...
VALERIE AZLYNN I like a man with some extra padding.
VALERIE AZLYNN I feel really proud of my work on 'Sullivan & Son.' It's a really different characte...
VALERIE AZLYNN Personally, I love theater; that's where I started.
VALERIE AZLYNN There's something really cool about TV. TV, you get the luxury of having the same people around....
VALERIE AZLYNN My idol is Bea Arthur. I really tried to follow her example. She is one of my comedy 'she-roes.&...
VALERIE AZLYNN On the day of the audition for 'Sullivan and Son,' I had three other auditions all around Lo...
VALERIE AZLYNN I would recommend going out for more independent films. You can get bigger roles and really work you...
VALERIE AZLYNN I started in high school and regional theater. Anything that came into town, I wanted to be involved...
VALERIE AZLYNN If I could kidnap Bryan Doyle-Murray and force him to be in my family, I would. I love him; I really...
VALERIE AZLYNN I love watching old sitcoms. It's very inspiring to watch 'Mary Tyler Moore' and 'Go...
VALERIE AZLYNN Working out should be a key part of your life but not your whole life. When it is all a man could ta...
VALERIE AZLYNN I love a man with stubble. It's very sexy.
VALERIE AZLYNN Do not let yourself get in your own way. Don't judge yourself and knock yourself down. There is ...
VALERIE AZLYNN I know having a Jason Bourne all alone in a field firing at bad guys is much more dramatic, but it&#...
VALERIE PLAME Even those that hate Hillary admit she is a work horse and not a show horse. She gets down into the ...
VALERIE PLAME To be sure he's a Man, the male must see to it that the female be clearly a Woman, the opposite of a...
VALERIE SOLANIS Just as humans have a prior right to existence over dogs by virtue of being more highly evolved and ...
VALERIE SOLANIS To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machine, a walking dildo.
VALERIE SOLANIS