Every question is a hypothetical question for everyone but the person who asks it.

That's a hypothetical question!

Never answer a hypothetical question

It is a hypothetical question. I don't answer hypothetical questions.

To be a straight person and discover you're infertile is almost like discovering you're not a straight person.

I get letters every year from women who think Valentine's Day is an empty exercise, but are ironically pretty exercised when their boyfriends neglect or forget it.