Every parent has those moments where they look at their child and think, 'There's a demon in those eyes and no one can see it but me!'

I hate desks; they make me feel like a child doing homework.

... where there's one there's ten.'
That's crazy math.

If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.

For all that being a parent is normal statistically, it's not normal psychologically. It produces some of the most extreme emotions you'll ever have.

I think the only difference between me and other people is that when I hear of an interesting historical incident, I immediately write it down and Google it.