Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

Cynicism is the intellectual cripple's substitute for intelligence.

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

The true snob never rests; there is always a higher goal to attain, and there are, by the same token, always more and more people to look down upon

Cynicism: The intellectual cripple's substitute for intelligence