Every joke in 'The Office' was unexpected. I cringed; I could hardly look. I cried with laughter.

The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.

When I go to the interviews and sit before a prospective employer, I'm going to try and look as employable as I can.

I am the laughter of the new-born child On whose soft-breathing sleep an angel smiled.

My wife will automatically quote and compare the price of diesel at every petrol station we drive by, like she's got oil-based Tourette's.

My hopes are that the naming of this post office facility is only the first of many tributes for a man who started from nowhere to end up a national treasure and global phenomenon,