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Every event can be described in different ways that can endlessly shift the cause: A person dies because their heart stopped beating, because it had insuficient blood supply, because blood was hemmorraging into the abdomen, because blood evessels burst in the abdomen, because pressure in the abdomen increased massively, because a wheel of a bus compressed the abdomen, because the bus driver failed to stop, because.....


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