Every Englishman knows one thing - that to be an Englishman is the best thing there is.

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.

To be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that's both is dental.

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.