Every encounter with a woman must be viewed as a negotiation,

Every encounter with a woman must be viewed as a negotiation, ... the difference being instead of coaxing them off rooftops, you're coaxing them into romance. And remember, the negotiator is always in control.

It's the same as in hostage negotiation, we never use the word 'gun.' Instead of saying, 'I need you to lower that gun,' you say, 'I need you to lower that thing.' Calling it a 'thing' diminishes the weapon's power.

Anything a woman asks for is really a demand.

I have to be careful to get out before I become the grotesque caricature of a hatchet-faced woman with big knockers..

But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name,