Every day the fat woman dies a series of small deaths.

It gets to be expensive. In the summer there is plenty of grass for them to graze on, but as soon as the first big freeze hits there's not much there.

In school the kids thought I was freaky because I made straight A's and daydreamed a lot.

Nobody wants to pay higher taxes. But do you want your kids to get a good education? You have to pay for that. Do you want Medicare for senior citizens? I do. We have to pay for it.

An ambassador for peace, Pope John Paul II stood steadfast against communism and condemned discrimination against all people.

I was a good student, but I was the biggest procrastinator.