Every day I deal with the same 20 percent of students; as assistant principal (along with assistant principal Kara Cotton) I deal with discipline. (But) I like to hear from the kids, about their life, education, passions, things they like, don't like. It's why I got into education in the first place, to talk to students about those things.
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JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE We need to create a niche different from the NCAA. The NAIA is about students first, about their edu... JIMMY CARR I'd like to work with kids in special education - younger kids. JOHN MADDEN [Assistant Principal Kathy Murray said students will be able to change career academies until the en... KATHY MURRAY Because, sometimes, things happen to people and they're not equipped to deal with them. SUZANNE COLLINS I'd like to follow in the footsteps along like Jodie Foster and Natalie Portman, who got their e... BAILEE MADISON The majority of our life is day to day. We deal with things as they happen. ALETHEA ZAVITZ The first year there was no assistant principal, that's how little we were. KATHY KLEINMANN I feel like I could pitch, but at the same time they want to be cautious, and that's OK. I'll deal w... ZACH DUKE [Assistant Principal Greg Owen said the students there will participate in some online activities an... GREG OWEN We turned the library into an Italian Café with music playing to complete the atmosphere. About 25 ... LAUREN SPICER The students are learning to deal with daily realities and they don't come ready to handle all that.... JACKIE BRADLEY The best part (of my job) is the positive interaction with kids. Traditionally the assistant princip... ANTHONY CARRANO Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irr... FRAN LEBOWITZ I like having some role and responsibility to preparing the next generation of student affairs admin... ELIZABETH WHITT Anyone can learn how to communicate with animals if they are open to the process and willing to prac... KAREN A. ANDERSON It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained. QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and... 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But for others, service will come first. QUEEN ELIZABETH II The lessons from the peace process are clear; whatever life throws at us, our individual responses w... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your s... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Therefore I am sure that this, my Coronation, is not the symbol of a power and a splendor that are g... QUEEN ELIZABETH II We lost the American colonies because we lacked the statesmanship to know the right time and the man... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Madam President, speaking here in Dublin Castle it is impossible to ignore the weight of history, as... QUEEN ELIZABETH II These wretched babies don't come until they are ready. QUEEN ELIZABETH II I know of no single formula for success. But over the years I have observed that some attributes of ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II The events that I have attended to mark my Diamond Jubilee have been a humbling experience. It has t... QUEEN ELIZABETH II In remembering the appalling suffering of war on both sides, we recognise how precious is the peace ... QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters... QUEEN ELIZABETH II No one who knew Diana will ever forget her. Millions of others who never met her, but felt they knew... QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have been aware all the time that my peoples, spread far and wide throughout every continent and o... QUEEN ELIZABETH II My entrepreneurial spirit happened all day long because I got to think of things that kids would int... STEVE SPANGLER Putting our heads together talking about things we've heard from the students, what they need, what ... LYNN CRAWFORD In some parts of the world, students are going to school every day. It's their normal life. But ... MALALA YOUSAFZAI I feel like I could pitch. But at the same time, [the team] is going to be cautious and I can deal w... 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PRINCESS DIANA You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I ... CATHERINE THE GREAT With the right help, children have a good chance of overcoming their issues while they are still you... KATE MIDDLETON As iron sharpens iron, so a friend sharpens a friend. KING SOLOMON I don't mind a big fascinator. I think there is more scope for artwork in a fascinator rather th... ZARA PHILLIPS I was always told from the hat-makers that you should have your hair up because it shows the hat mor... ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think I'll still be riding at 40. There are a couple of people who are still riding ... ZARA PHILLIPS My dad's not a big talker. ZARA PHILLIPS My dad can be pretty critical sometimes. ZARA PHILLIPS I'd love to have kids, but not at the moment. ZARA PHILLIPS You cannot make horses 'safe.' ZARA PHILLIPS Virtually everything that gets printed about me is wrong anyway, so it doesn't really matter wha... ZARA PHILLIPS It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stu... ZARA PHILLIPS I'm an affectionate person. ZARA PHILLIPS People still text me to say that there is something about me in the paper, and what really annoys me... ZARA PHILLIPS Sometimes people will come up in the street and say: 'My daughter loves you, will you sign an au... ZARA PHILLIPS Taking part in an Olympics on home ground is something you dream about. ZARA PHILLIPS My brother and I have been able to get on and have been very lucky to do things with our family that... ZARA PHILLIPS
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