Even when I'm dreading it, I want to talk about it - it only helps me.

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want to vomit.

Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a (expletive) dream, too.

I definitely think that prescription drugs, like antidepressants, are prescribed so cavalierly, anyone can get anything, but I need it. I do think that it needs to work hand and hand with therapy.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.