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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.


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RITA COSBY I was playing baseball but thinking about football. My heart wasn't in it.
QUAN COSBY Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you kno...
BILL MAHER No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between fri...
BILL MURRAY President Obama is a utopian at heart. He wants to improve the lives of the downtrodden, which is a ...
BILL O'REILLY Since the time of St. Jerome, it was mandatory for any kind of scholar or thinker to spend time out ...
BILL VIOLA When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
BILL WATTERSON