Even this vein of writing is so foreign to me that I am amazed.

I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously.

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.

I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me.

I am a sociologist, God help me.

I am a drinker with writing problems.