Even if you were to beat a fly a thousand times, it will never give you honey.

Like a feather floating through the wind with the buoyancy of a gazelle, thus i shall let my spirit glide through this evil world to eternity.

There is a big difference between having a short temper and having a low tolerance for lunacy. I've come to realise i thrive with the latter.

Never toss a water-logged loofa into the sea hoping it will dry

Never be afraid to tell these people crap. Well, you can always apologize.

A better path for all children today will create a better path for their children tomorrow. Let's help each other build a better world for all