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Even if the building inspector says there's something wrong with it, it's gonna stay there.


Jerry Akins

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ROGER CARAS Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it would just learn to keep its mouth shut.
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TUPAC SHAKUR I had a feeling there was something wrong with me. I guess I was a mystery even to myself.
BENJAMIN ALIRE SáENZ If some of it didn't rub off there would be something wrong.
ANTHONY CUMMINGS No one ever saw it from that point of view. Jerry says Michael works with the intensity of a bomb sq...
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ROGER CARAS If a person doesn't change, there's something really wrong with him.
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WILLIAM PENN Right is right even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it.
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SHORT QUOTES If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
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JENNIFER EMERSON There is something wrong with the equality movement in our state.
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CHARLES BUKOWSKI Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it.
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DEION SANDERS If theres one thing I can't stand, it's my brother's finger nails!
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JERRY DOYLE Businesses typically look at issues like price, quality, time of delivery. They don't often thin...
JERRY GREENFIELD There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
JERRY O'CONNELL I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't g...
JERRY LEWIS I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ...
JERRY TRAINOR My guitar is a mutation between a classic Fender Stratocaster guitar, which I played for years, and ...
JERRY GARCIA As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al...
JERRY SPINELLI I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every...
JERRY GARCIA Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove...
JERRY SALTZ I almost resent being Charley Moviestar. Yeah, I'm grateful. But it takes me away from my kids.
JERRY LEWIS I don't plan out my visits rigorously, but I do have a list of about 125 New York galleries, alt...
JERRY SALTZ In November, 1964 when I was a patient at the Mayo Clinic I though seriously about killing myself.
JERRY KRAMER I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and ...
JERRY SEINFELD Artschwager's art always involves looking closely at surfaces, questions what an object is, want...
JERRY SALTZ Damien Hirst is the Elvis of the English art world, its ayatollah, deliverer, and big-thinking entre...
JERRY SALTZ It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we didn't have a salary cap.
JERRY JONES Red-hot songs were born on the black streets of Baltimore, where I delivered five-gallon cans of ker...
JERRY LEIBER I'm a fan of very, very expensive creams: Creme de la Mer, La Prairie Skin Caviar Luxe. I'm ...
JERRY HALL My greatest moment as a jock occurred when I was 14 and playing punch ball in front of my house on A...
JERRY REINSDORF The support this city and our fans have shown the Grizzlies made my decision to stay in Memphis an e...
JERRY WEST