'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat content.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.

He was trying to get back to the bag and he slid a little late.

Of course there are fat French women. There are fat people everywhere.