English television from the Fifties to the Nineties was the least bad in the world, and now it's just as bad as it is anywhere.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip

The Americans all love 'The Holy Grail', and the English all love 'Life Of Brian', and I'm afraid on this one, I side with the English.

I was always a sports nut but I've lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London.