Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.

You will only be remembered for two things: the problems you solve or the ones you create.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Sometimes at night in my bed I solve the worlds greatest problems all in my mind... By morning my memory has faded and every great idea has vanished!