Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.

If you can market smut and toilet paper, you can market movies.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

Please wipe your vagina good and wash it good. There is nothing more unattractive then your man finding toilet paper crumbs in your vagina.

If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper.

Then they started to say, you know, my kids watch it, or my girlfriend watches it, or my co-worker and now it's like, 'I watch it, I love the show!'