Empty threats are for dreamers. And I fancy myself a realist.

I cross-examined him and he double-crossed me but that's fine; I'll prosecute him one day and he'll be sentenced to life without parole…with me.

For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.

Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly.

An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.

He said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! I'll give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch!