Email is much like an ADD diagnosis. Guaranteed extra time on the test.

How's things, buddy?" Trey asks after we run through a few finger-warming exercises. I realize this is what people call small talk. I also realize the world would be a better place without it.

A person who is responsible will respond to others often immediately, but the people who are irrational will either inordinately delay or usually give no reply in spite of repeated reminder to them via email.

I don't email.

My computer terminal whistles at me: YOU HAVE MAIL. No shit, Sherlock, I always have mail. It's an existential thing: if I don't have mail it would mean that something is very wrong with the world

A dog wags its tail with its heart