Eleven reasons you want to become a robot:

1. Robots are logical and know their purpose.
2. Robots have programming they understand.
3. Robots are not held to unattainable standards and then criticized when they fail.
4. Robots are not crippled by emotions they don't know how to process.
5. Robots are not judged based on what sex organs they were born with.
6. Robots have mechanical bodies that are strong and durable. They are not required to have sex.
7. Robots do not feel guilt (about existing, about failing, about being something other than expected).
8. Robots can multitask.
9. Robots do not feel unsafe all the time.
10. Robots are perfect machines that are capable and functional and can be fixed if something breaks.
11. Robots are happy.


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In AA we don’t come to God through theology but through experience, mostly of the humbling and hum...
RAY A.
...music, music, records, records, noise to cover silence.
A. P.
Slowly, I'm beginning to realise that what happened to me wasn't my fault, that I was taken advantag...
GIRL A
Adam and Eve had first-hand empirical evidence of God’s existence. He walked in the Garden with th...
RAY A.
I'll be quite for now because I make mistakes too... but once The Perfect Almighty One judges you, t...
A GENTLEMEN
O The irony of man, he thinks he's past generation did not repeat the same way of thinking, either i...
A GENTLEMAN
precious laughing time is wasted, because I have to put up with Satan's stupid minions who smile wit...
A GENTLEMEN
To be poor is to suffer. It's the kind of suffering that freezes the heart stone cold.
A QUE
Javi is the poison I drink so willingly because nothing else has ever tasted so sweet. He is everyth...
A. ZAVARELLI
Corporate America is bracing for tougher times and one of the most strategic operation safeguards is...
A. JOHNSON
Pretend you are a foolish to the tyrant – because if he realizes you are a genius, he might use yo...
A GENTLEMEN
Plenty. Plenty.
A. BUSH
When people starts to enjoy a writer's pen, he becomes a legend even if his stories are neither long...
A. SALEH
To dream is to allow our subconscious thoughts exceed our limitations
A-LO
This was worse than a coke binge. Worse than black tar or the thrill of E. This was the devil himsel...
A. ZAVARELLI
He kissed my tears away and whispered sweet words into my ears. Words that he was too afraid to say ...
A. ZAVARELLI
A smart woman would have walked away then. She would have lit a match and set fire to the entire clu...
A. ZAVARELLI
I wanted to break you. I never expected you to like it.
A. ZAVARELLI
My heart is a compass, and it always leads me back to you.
A. ZAVARELLI
Being creative is a beautiful thing. Being creative for other people is work. No one wants to work a...
A. DALCOURT
Here's a top tip: get hold of a hardback edition of one of these pompous books, cut out the middle c...
A. CRETAN
No evil being was ever wise: they are all against every wise man's critics.
A GENTLEMEN
I’m in Suzhou, Zhou Lingtong said, angling his head so he could wipe away his tears and see the ro...
A YI
Communication


Is a work of art

Some are normally born with it

A. SALEH
Stop her!" Matthias bellowed as he thundered downstairs.
Blake's mouth twisted sideways, hand t...
A. KIRK
The American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to,
A. BUSH
And she has better control, ... She hits her spots really well, and she used to not do that.
A. JOHNSON
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
Those who are clever, who have a Brain, never understand anything.
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
It gets you nowhere if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conv...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms.
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that h...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
People who don't Think probably don't have Brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into th...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big Tigger seems ...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably j...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the door...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE