Eleven reasons you want to become a robot: <br /><br />1. Robots are logical and know their purpose.<br />2. Robots have programming they understand.<br />3. Robots are not held to unattainable standards and then criticized when they fail.<br />4. Robots are not crippled by emotions they don't know how to process.<br />5. Robots are not judged based on what sex organs they were born with.<br />6. Robots have mechanical bodies that are strong and durable. They are not required to have sex.<br />7. Robots do not feel guilt (about existing, about failing, about being something other than expected).<br />8. Robots can multitask.<br />9. Robots do not feel unsafe all the time.<br />10. Robots are perfect machines that are capable and functional and can be fixed if something breaks.<br />11. Robots are happy.