Elections are breaking out in the strangest places: Afghanistan, Iraq, the Palestinian territories, Georgia, Ukraine. A genuine election in Lebanon would be a darn good thing.

Bush, you must admit that you have been defeated in Iraq and that you are being defeated in Afghanistan and that you will soon be defeated in Palestine, with the help and strength of God.

I think he knows Iraq isn't Afghanistan and that his profile has to be different.

There are approximately 2,000 robots in use in Afghanistan and Iraq, and that number is expected to grow to over 4,000 by the end of 2006. The bad news is that our current robots are remote-controlled.

After Afghanistan and Iraq, he is now creating a plot to attack Iran.

If I had a nickel for every No. 2 and Nov. 3 they've arrested or killed in Iraq and Afghanistan , I'd be a millionaire,