Economically, many folks don't feel they can afford organic. While this may be true in some cases, I think more often than not it's a question of priority. I feel it's one of the most important areas of concern ecologically, because the petrochemical giants - DuPont, Monsanto - make huge money by poisoning us.
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Related I'm black, I don't feel burdened by it and I don't think it's a huge responsibility.... OPRAH WINFREY It's important to make women feel confident, because I think they are more important than men. AZZEDINE ALAIA Playing characters who are wonderful and beautiful is hard because you don't feel like that most... HANS MATHESON I find a lot of feminist reading quite confusing and that often there's a set of rules, and peop... LORDE I think it's more interesting to see people who don't feel appropriately. I relate to that, ... RYAN GOSLING I don't think that a vote for Barack Obama is a symbolic thing. I think it's much more than ... AUNJANUE ELLIS Music is my favorite thing in the world. I grew up completely around it and I think it's one of ... RILEY KEOUGH I'm in love with lots of different things. I do love love, though. I don't think love should... ALEXA CHUNG I think what really matters is the support you get in football regardless of the uniform you wear. S... MARTA Incongruity, they say, is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's because everybody can... EMMETT KELLY I don't think public life in and of itself can destroy you. I think it's the way people reac... PATTI SMITH I don't think love should make you feel uneasy. When you feel sick, I don't think that's... ALEXA CHUNG I don't feel there's any reason to apologise for having a wicked imagination. I think it'... CLIVE BARKER I very often get that question: 'What is your real profession?' That's because in Sweden... ERLAND JOSEPHSON I think you should just wear something you feel comfortable in. It's important to make a stateme... ALEXANDRA ROACH Psychopaths are actually, really, really, really rare in our culture, are people who don't... Or... ANNIE PARISSE It's my fault in many cases because I don't initiate the contact to talk with a lot of other... FRANK MORGAN I just think old old movies, they make you concentrate and pay attention so much more. They feel so ... JACK WHITE You can over-think things. If the script's good, everything you need is in there. I just try and... OLIVIA COLMAN In California, there are huge problems because of dams. I'm against big dams, per se, because I ... ARUNDHATI ROY I don't feel typecast almost at all, and it could just be because I'm insensitive, but I dou... GRACE PARK It's not that I don't want to be famous. It's just that I don't feel like the burden... BILLY CRUDUP I don't believe in the term 'guilty pleasure,' because it implies I should feel ashamed ... BILL HADER I always love to look at something that I couldn't make, because I feel it's enlightening. I... JONATHAN ANDERSON Nocebos often cause a physical effect, but it's not a physically produced effect. What's the... IRVING KIRSCH I love actors, and I love the casting process. It's funny, like, some writers don't like act... BRYAN FULLER I feel like every role you take, there's a part of you that obviously feels like you can do it. ... MILA KUNIS I think that connection with humans is so important. Sometimes I'll do this monologue and talk t... CHET FAKER People think it's suspect and self-indulgent to make art, and I don't think that's true.... DANA SPIOTTA There's no type of music I don't like. I think it's important to be able to make fun of ... EUGENE CHADBOURNE I don't mean to be trite about abortion, but I do feel it's a woman's body, and I don... JOANNA CASSIDY I don't think of people as black or white. It's a question of are they photogenic or not? I ... EILEEN FORD I think beautiful independent films are made, and I think they're as close to what theater can b... SAM UNDERWOOD I don't think it's any mystery that any Christians can be some of the most judgmental people... DAVID A. R. WHITE It's just a blessing from above. I can't stress that enough, because I don't feel like i... D'BRICKASHAW FERGUSON Injuries are not only a physical question, which is the most important thing, of course, but also a ... LUIS SUAREZ In some ways, in the U.S. we don't know how to be. I think in a lot of ways America is about lib... ABIGAIL WASHBURN I still make videos in my bedroom by choice because that's the feel of my comedy, but the opport... LILLY SINGH I don't think some athletes understand how big it is to be an athlete, what they can do with jus... MATT KEMP I don't think the mainstream media understands people of color are multidimensional. For some re... ISSA RAE Make as much money as you can. It really does help. I don't know why it's terrible to say, b... KAREN FINERMAN I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. BOB HOPE I don't desire happiness. I think it's a myth, and I don't think it's... and it make... BEAU WILLIMON The symptoms of food poisoning often don't appear for days after the contaminated meal was eaten... ERIC SCHLOSSER There's not much money in Tallahassee. Not many people can leave Tallahassee because they don... T-PAIN I was traumatized by the cartoon version of 'The Hobbit.' It's not supposed to be scary,... EMILY MEADE I don't feel unlucky in love anymore, and it's not all emo. It's a scary place to be in ... JENNY LEWIS I don't think it's true that blondes have more fun... Trust me, it is not true! MILA KUNIS You know, I don't think my music is important, I don't think it's changing the world, I ... SUFJAN STEVENS You don't really see sleepwalking in films that often. It's weird; I feel like in popular cu... MIKE BIRBIGLIA We feel more and more intensely about the music we make. It's unexpected, and not always what yo... VICTORIA LEGRAND I don't think music is my job - I don't think about it that way, because I don't really ... CASS MCCOMBS I think that the hardest thing about working with young people in foster care who've been throug... VANESSA DIFFENBAUGH I don't miss the limelight, not at all. I'm just more comfortable out of it. I don't mis... DON MEREDITH I feel a connection to many songs that I won't sing because I don't think they are right for... AUDRA MCDONALD I'm into sincerity in music and sincerity in art. If it doesn't feel true, I don't want ... ZOOEY DESCHANEL I don't like the word 'urban' because I think it's a bit of a generalisation and the... TAIO CRUZ I don't think anybody should be expanding Medicaid. I think it's a mistake to create new and... BOBBY JINDAL Everyone today is like, 'Shailene, you're getting so much buzz. How does the feel?' It... SHAILENE WOODLEY Well, I don't know. It's long, it's longer than both of the other books put together, so... CORY DOCTOROW I'm not a huge fan of Bruce Springsteen, and it's certainly not because of his politics. I j... ANDREW BREITBART Japan's very interesting. Some people think it copies things. I don't think that anymore. I ... STEVE JOBS It's fantastic to strive towards a nice life where you eat nice organic food and your children g... SAMANTHA MORTON To me, the blues is an infection. I don't think it's necessarily a melancholy thing; the blu... MICK FLEETWOOD I'm at the stage in my pregnancy where I don't feel pregnant. You feel very, 'Oh yeah, I... KELLY STABLES If the script's good, everything you need is in there. I just try and feel it, and do it honestl... OLIVIA COLMAN I don't think songs have to be like these super-#1-smash-hit-sounding songs, because I think it&... DAVID ARCHULETA The question now is does Obama have any hope of raising money? I don't think he'll raise it ... JUAN WILLIAMS I look at my voice and my abilities as a gift. I don't feel that I can even take any credit for ... EMMYLOU HARRIS Don't look now but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's you! BERT KALMAR Anyone can make a difference, so you don't have to have it be some huge, global campaign... you ... BLAKE MYCOSKIE It could be that people just want to be connected to something that's bigger than they are that ... DWIGHT SCHULTZ That's one of the reasons I moved to Florida. Of course, the main reason is the weather and the ... MARTINA HINGIS It's true that America can't solve every problem, but I don't know of any major problem ... HILLARY CLINTON When you have a lot of money, there's so many places you can go to manage your money. But when y... ALEXA VON TOBEL You don't choose a party because it's the flavour of the month. I feel I will be able to wor... NANDAN NILEKANI I think you get to a point where you watch something just to enjoy it. I don't think it's re... CHARLIE WATTS What I don't like so much is people who - how do you say this? - who make judgments over the gen... JOHN DE MOL, JR. I read people; that's one of my strengths. It's not that I can't be fooled, but I'm ... JACK KEANE I don't feel one's personal medical condition is everybody's business. It just isn't... ARETHA FRANKLIN I don't have money. Monsanto has money. JOEL SALATIN There are a couple of things that I'm sure people don't think are important, but I do. I don... AARON SPELLING I do a lot of cardio. I think it's super important, especially for women. I don't have a tre... ALISON SWEENEY I feel there's a power in theatre, but it's an indirect power. It's like the relationshi... TONY KUSHNER Looking good has never been the most important thing to me. Maybe it's because I'm more conv... KIM CATTRALL A lot of people in the media, and some everyday people, really aren't in search of the truth. Th... JACK WHITE I don't think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite ci... SHERILYN FENN Some people, I think, think that because I don't take it as seriously as a lot of the girls do, ... CHRISSY TEIGEN You have to feel good in what you're wearing; if you don't feel good it's not going to l... B.O.B I'm three-quarters Russian, so I've always felt an outsider. But I don't think you can b... DAVID SUCHET A voice is very intimate. It's something of your own. So there's always this fear, because y... ANDREA BOCELLI I think as a species we're not designed to be able to think more than one year into the future -... DOUGLAS COUPLAND I find myself thinking more about the past as I get older... maybe because there's just more of ... JENNIFER EGAN You can't learn to write in college. It's a very bad place for writers because the teachers ... RAY BRADBURY This thing with everyone knowing you, it's weird, because people have this one-sided relationshi... ROBERT PATTINSON Most often the music does end up in the movie, and sometimes there's a point where I wish that i... DANNY ELFMAN I've always avoided publicity. I've never been good copy at any stage of my life. I don'... CHUCK NOLL I think everyone understands grief, the journey it takes us on, whether it's the death of a love... TORI AMOS I don't know what leadership is. You can't touch it. You can't feel it. It's not tan... BOB EHRLICH It's interesting - Pluto's almost a brand unto itself. It's the farthest. It's the m... ALAN STERN
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WOODY HAYES I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100. WOODY ALLEN Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. WOODY ALLEN Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. WOODY ALLEN I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. WOODY ALLEN Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. WOODY ALLEN Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. WOODY ALLEN What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jum... WOODY ALLEN You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? WOODY ALLEN You're born free, then you're taxed to death. WOODY ALLEN It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. WOODY ALLEN The decision to decide is a decision in itself. WOODY ALLEN One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, tha... WOODY ALLEN Growing up is amazing, until you get old! WOODY ALLEN All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white... WOODY ALLEN If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! WOODY ALLEN I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social. WOODY ALLEN Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right. WOODY ALLEN The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. WOODY ALLEN I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. WOODY ALLEN I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me. WOODY ALLEN In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Th... WOODY ALLEN Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable. WOODY ALLEN A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires. WOODY ALLEN Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that y... WOODY ALLEN Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -... WOODY ALLEN If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. WOODY ALLEN In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and... WOODY ALLEN My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else. WOODY ALLEN Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. WOODY ALLEN It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic. WOODY ALLEN I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked... WOODY ALLEN For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermu... WOODY ALLEN Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats. WOODY ALLEN The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.. WOODY ALLEN Marriage is the death of hope. WOODY ALLEN Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. WOODY ALLEN I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I... WOODY ALLEN I've never been an intellectual but I have this look. WOODY ALLEN I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. WOODY ALLEN I am at two with nature. WOODY ALLEN Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. WOODY ALLEN If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. WOODY ALLEN I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. WOODY ALLEN On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. WOODY ALLEN I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. WOODY ALLEN It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the ba... WOODY ALLEN I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead. WOODY ALLEN In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. WOODY ALLEN If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job. WOODY ALLEN Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to ... WOODY ALLEN Without winners, there wouldn't even be any civilization. WOODY HAYES More than at any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and ut... WOODY ALLEN A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. An... WOODY ALLEN Eighty percent of success is showing up. WOODY ALLEN What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy... WOODY ALLEN I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. WOODY ALLEN Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. WOODY ALLEN Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exc... WOODY ALLEN A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'. WOODY ALLEN It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is ... WOODY ALLEN I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. WOODY ALLEN I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me WOODY ALLEN To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. ... WOODY ALLEN Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. WOODY ALLEN Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex an... WOODY ALLEN What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours. WOODY ALLEN How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans. WOODY ALLEN Innovation is the ability to see change as an opportunity - not a threat WOODY ALLEN Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF. WOODY ALLEN Eternity is really long, especially near the end WOODY ALLEN I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy ... WOODY ALLEN I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. WOODY ALLEN Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. WOODY ALLEN If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take tw... WOODY ALLEN Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions WOODY ALLEN A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight ... WOODY ALLEN The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year. WOODY ALLEN The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway. WOODY ALLEN There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem t... WOODY ALLEN Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on offi... WOODY ALLEN To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. WOODY ALLEN Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they f... WOODY ALLEN On our first date, all Anne wanted to talk about was Bob Feller, the new pitcher for the Cleveland I... WOODY HAYES Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. WOODY ALLEN Without winners, there wouldn't even be any civilization. WOODY HAYES Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. WOODY ALLEN I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. WOODY ALLEN It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad o... WOODY ALLEN Tradition is the illusion of permanance. WOODY ALLEN Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him, 'Be fruitful, and multiply'. 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