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Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie.


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I will always eat pizza! Always.
DYLAN PENN Life on Earth is similar to eating a whole pizza pie, you can only eat one slice at a time.
STEVEN ESPINOSA I would say that I love pizza so much that sometimes I eat pizza while I'm eating pizza. Like, I...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA Good chefs started with a pizza
PIZZA When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore
JACK BROOKS I love pizza; you can't really go wrong with pizza.
NICK JONAS I love my pizza so much, in fact, that I have come to believe in my delirium that my pizza might act...
ELIZABETH GILBERT You can't go wrong with pizza, unless it's terrible pizza.
ANDY KINDLER I want to buy pizza, but my players don't want pizza; maybe they don't love pizza. Because I...
CLAUDIO RANIERI Pizza with pineapple, that's a cake...Pizza with cucumber, it's an insult.
ALESSIO VINCI The whole key is the type of pizza you eat. A pizza with the right ingredients can be very healthy. ...
DEANNA MILLER To be honest with you, I still eat whatever I want. It's all about portion control. I still love...
BILL ENGVALL Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, F...
YOGI BERRA I've had Chicago pizza, Domino's pizza and pizza made at home. I never had New York pizza, but it is...
PAT POPE You talk to anyone anywhere in the country, and they'll tell you about a pizzeria that they the pizz...
ED LEVINE On the night before a triathlon, I normally eat something simple like a pizza. You know where you st...
JONATHAN BROWNLEE It's not a pizza delivery, it's an oil delivery. So, you know, messing up with a pizza delivery is f...
DAMARIS ALICEA Please go to this pizzeria. Order the margherita pizza with double mozzarella. If you do not eat thi...
ELIZABETH GILBERT They want you to come eat a pizza,
HAROLD RUSSELL The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
ANONYMOUS It's about like pizza dough, like licorice-flavored pizza dough.
STEPHEN ROBINSON I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.
LARA STONE You'll be eating New York pizza tonight,
FRANK ARMSTRONG I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be mo...
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DEYTH BANGER I love vegging out in front of the TV, eating pizza!
EMMA BUNTON I think what women think is sexy is what is sexy. Girls eating pizza are massively sexy.
CHARLI XCX It looks like to watch a film without little horror is like to eat a pizza without the extra stuff o...
DEYTH BANGER People get together and what do they want to do? Watch football and eat pizza.
JENNIFER JACKSON Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
MIKE ROYKO Now we're eating pizza as opposed to steak.
ARTHUR MILLER I eat a lot of pizza and really unhealthy food.
BELLA HADID We were both happy ... we celebrated by having pizza with our family.
ALICE HYDE I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.
ART DONOVAN Everybody loves pizza, and kids love pizza, and this is a nice variation because it's not your same ...
ELIZABETH HISER Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at m...
JIM BUTCHER You called me and said you were home and wanted to go out for a pizza."
"I did? What time is it...
CASSANDRA CLARE You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA The universe is hilarious! Like, Venus is 900 degrees. I could tell you it melts lead. But that'...
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON I had a dream about you. We were at a buffet, but instead of eating food, we were forced to eat our ...
JAROD KINTZ Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your incom...
MIKE ROYKO While most people order their pizza hot, cold pizza has its own following, particularly among teens ...
KATHY HASTY I eat junk food, cheesecake, cheese, pizza - but just lower amounts of it.
JWOWW The supermoon is a 16-inch pizza compared with a 15-inch pizza. It's a slightly bigger moon; I a...
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON 'Smallville' is like a Domino's pizza. While you're eating, you're thinking, ...
IRA GLASS When Domino's Pizza approached M5 Industries and asked us to design and build the Steak Fanatic Pizz...
JAMIE HYNEMAN Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box.
P. J. O'ROURKE People use the word 'love' a lot of different ways. Take me, for instance. I am often heard saying t...
MARY BETH BONACCI There's nothing wrong with eating pizza and french fries occasionally, it's the every day choice tha...
LINDA FLEMING You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.
JIMMY KIMMEL Pizza, pizza,
Fill up your face,
The thicker the pastry,
The better the base!
EOIN COLFER My favorite foods are things that aren't great to eat, like pizza.
STEPHEN PAGLIUCA Pizza Hut always goes big for the big game with a new product launch.
TOM JAMES Never trust someone who does not like pizza.
ZULAIHA FARHAN That has helped from a social perspective. Lots of kids eat pizza.
DENISE BUNNING Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!
MADELINE OLES I panicked when my son, Jett, stopped eating baby food. He's only two, but his food vocabulary i...
JILL SCOTT I am a glutton. I'll eat whatever is there. Pizza. I love hot dogs anywhere. I've got nothin...
JACQUES PEPIN Only food that can provide sugar, salt and fat to microbial communities of his gut is pizza so his m...
DR HITESH C SHETH A Pizza Slice a day keeps Sadness Away.
JET PAACAL I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.
AMERICA FERRERA I'm a huge pasta and pizza lover. I can eat those every single day.
SHAY MITCHELL But mainly what you're so excited to win is the fact that you were crowned 'Pizza of the Year' out o...
JODIE AUFDENCAMP It doesn't even matter if I don't win a self-gold - after every meet, I have pizza. Pepperon...
SIMONE BILES Like most of Italy, Neapolitans like their food, and there are restaurants everywhere. But to make l...
PAUL HOLLYWOOD It's the old adage: You can make a pizza so cheap, nobody will eat it. You can make an airline s...
GORDON BETHUNE I don't eat fast food, but I can't live without pizza.
TREVOR DONOVAN In America we have gone way beyond sustenance. Eating is an activity. 'Why don’t we get lunch, and...
JIM GAFFIGAN Up here in Seattle . . . you can walk into a mom-and-pop place and get a great pizza, but everyone i...
DWAYNE NORTHROP That's because Tod never brings anything but death and bad advice," I snapped.
"That's not tru...
RACHEL VINCENT Michael Wants Another Slice
ASHTON IRWIN OF 5SOS What is life, it comes to me, without the occasional risk of pizza?
TIM FEDERLE My favorite first food was pizza. I like broccoli.
EMMANUEL GAI SOLOMON What's the difference between a classical guitar and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
FAYE KELLERMAN If you love pizza, my advice is to experiment with your toppings by using a wide variety of vegetabl...
DEANNA MILLER Hey - you guys with the ladder. If you come here I'll buy you pizza.
ANDY RODDICK Their visibility was zero. It was almost like jumping in a pizza oven.
EDDIE GUEVAREZ Eat some pizza, play some Xbox, watch some TV. Gross? Maybe. Me? Yes.
DUSTIN DIAMOND The pizza is really good. They get it from a local place. It comes in a sack.
ANDY PFEIFER The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much l...
STEPHEN HAWKING I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?
GREG CURTIS It will definitely be a different kind of party. Kids have been to pizza parties but at this school ...
ANNA LEVIEN Neapolitans have always had their fast food. It's called pizza.
LUCIANO DE CRESCENZO Your stereotypical L.A. Persian kids were not working at Sbarro pizza in the mall, but I was.
MAZ JOBRANI There's free pizza at the panel discussions. Come for the free pizza, and stay for the discussion.
HéCTOR NáJERA Thank you, Simon, I appreciate that." Luke opened the pizza box and, finding it empty, shut it with ...
CASSANDRA CLARE I think one of my favorite things to do is just lock myself up in a small room and listen to music a...
DANIEL RADCLIFFE My memory of Charlie eating is a blur. I was afraid for my fingers. ... He probably still owns the r...
ANDY KUHL I like to eat chocolate and pizza - that's my vice! - just like everyone else, but if I do it I ...
CARA CASTRONUOVA I really love pizza after midnight.
ERIC CHURCH I'm not the healthiest eater, but I try to watch what I eat during the week. I kind of splurge o...
JESSICA SZOHR If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pi...
NICK OFFERMAN Pizza is just bad and bad.
FRANK GUIDARA The beauty of Rome is that you can wander into a pizzeria just about anywhere and get a real Italian...
ED STOPPARD Portable, easy-to-eat foods are changing the way Americans eat. Pizza has long been a mealtime favor...
KATHY HASTY I'd say 95 percent of the people in the tournament stay overnight. They like to get a motel with a p...
GEORGE WEBB wine! pizza! pasta!' V.I.
SARA PARETSKY There are nine churches donating food, four churches donating water, two pizza places in town giving...
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WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand...
WILL DURANT