Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead

A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.

A woman's place is in the wrong.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

I know not, sir whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life.

I am not young enough to know everything.