During most of my Bureau career I worked major economic fraud investigations and was amazed at the schemes con-artist and corrupt corporate and public officials would devise to steal other people’s money. I’ve also had the opportunity to work bank robberies and drug investigations. The one thing I know for sure is… With a gun you can steal hundreds. With a pen you can steal millions.
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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES You can steal more with a briefcase than you can with a gun, ROY BARNES A man with a briefcase can steal millions more than any man with a gun. DON HENLEY You have a guy like Bernie Madoff literally steal $80 billion, you know, AIG steal hundreds of billi... ADAM MCKAY The lawyer with the briefcase can steal more money than the man with the gun. MARIO PUZO Cause a man with a briefcase can steal more money than any man with a gun DON HENLEY If you allow your enemy to steal your faith, he can destroy your life and ultimately kill your relat... CRAIG GROESCHEL What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’... CHESTER BENNINGTON You can steal someone's work but you can't steal the experience that he has gained from that work. RUMMAN BIN SADIQ We've got to go down (to San Antonio) and steal one - (but) we might not even call it a steal. We kn... BONZI WELLS Why did you come if not to murder my king?" "I came to steal his magus." "You can't," said... MEGAN WHALEN TURNER there is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft. When yo... KHALED HOSSEINI Those you trust the most can steal the most. LAWRENCE LIEF American law was suspended, Iraqi law was suspended, and Iraq basically became a free fraud zone. In... ALAN GRAYSON If you steal something small you are a petty thief, but if you steal millions you are a gentleman of... PROVERB If you steal something small you are a petty thief, but if you steal millions you are a gentleman of... GREEK PROVERB After eight months of one of the most intensive public and private investigations in American histor... STEVEN HATFILL There are a lot of things a person with two hands couldn't steal," Eddis said. "So?" "If i... MEGAN WHALEN TURNER My father used to always say to me that, you know, if a guy goes out to steal a loaf of bread to fee... JESSE VENTURA If there are two men, Rod and Rob, and you can only steal from one, which one would you choose? The ... JAROD KINTZ When you steal other people's work make sure you modify it such that it's cheap so that you can even... MUMBERE SAMUEL DOLSON One can steal ideas, but no one can steal execution or passion. TIM FERRISS The right man, in the right place, at the right time, can steal millions. GREGORY NUNN The right man, in the right place, at the right time - can steal millions GREGORY NUNN I was hanging around with the rough kids who would steal motorbikes and smoke hash. JAVIER GARCIA During the toughest challenges in my life I’ve come to most appreciate all Coach Wooden means to m... JOHN WOODEN When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of ... KHALED HOSSEINI Lawyers can steal more money with a briefcase than a thousand men with guns and masks." -... MARIO PUZO Steal a little and they throw you in jail. Steal a lot and they make you king. BOB DYLAN You know, Jacob, if it weren’t for the fact that we’re natural enemies and that you’re also tr... STEPHENIE MEYER I was vulnerable... so it was easy for you to steal my heart... C LIONG If you steal from one book you are condemned as a plagiarist, but if you steal from ten books you ar... AMOS OZ And after I started working for the Bureau, most of my translation duties included translations of d... SIBEL EDMONDS Do you know the German phrase, 'You can steal horses with him'? It means a person you can both make ... JONATHAN CARROLL Investigators would want to protect the future of the investigations. I mean, you never know how muc... BONAYA GODANA Stay healthy..money we can steal. IRWIN GROSSMAN One lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns ... MARIO PUZO About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgme... JOSH BILLINGS I love doing bank robberies, drug cases, homicides - as a prosecutor, that's what I thought I wa... ROBERT MUELLER Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. ADLAI STEVENSON Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. ADLAI E. STEVENSON I live with three boys, and I can't tell you how hard it is to get your hands on toilet paper. T... MARGOT ROBBIE Besides being a slum kid with no great education in anything except how to fight and stay alive and ... JAKE LAMOTTA You can tell it any way you want but that's the way it is. I should of done it and I didn’t. And s... CORMAC MCCARTHY No need to steal someone’s thunder, with Cosmic Ordering you can make your own. STEPHEN RICHARDS Yes, but none of them can steal my ship. None of them are smart enough to know that it wa... HOWARD TAYLER Forty-two years with the Cleveland Indians, and I'm going to steal you away. CHARLIE MANUEL It's totally geared at identity theft. The trojan is specifically made to steal banking log-in infor... ERIC SITES No one can steal your freedom from you. You can only give it away. BELLA JAMES One dark night I spilled my secrets to him, on a road thick with summer heat. I was the girl who tri... VICTORIA AVEYARD I steal into their dreams," he said. "I steal into their most shameful thoughts, I'm in every shiver... ROBERTO BOLAñO The first batter of the game the other day got on base with a walk, and she tried to steal. Heather ... AMY EVANS When you look throughout the game, whether it's David with a big three or Keefe with a steal or Bria... KIRK KACZOR When I was a kid, nobody in my family had a car. And I didn't have many toys. The only toys I ha... DMX My government won't lie to you, and we won't steal, ... And this is a solemn pledge. ZORAN DJINDJIC It is criminal to steal a purse, daring to steal a fortune, a mark of greatness to steal a crown. Th... FRIEDRICH SCHILLER It is criminal to steal a purse, daring to steal a fortune, a mark of greatness to steal a crown. ... JOHANN FRIEDRICH VON SCHILLER It is criminal to steal a purse, daring to steal a fortune, a mark of greatness to steal a crown. Th... FRIEDRICH VON SCHILLER MAGGOTS!
I only shit with the money in my poverty and all who envy and steal this money in my povert... MUCOR DEDALIV RALUI She provides instant defense. And she can get a steal at any time. LYNNE ROBERTS Why do I like racing? I was too lazy to work and too chicken to steal. KYLE PETTY If you steal from one author, its plagiarism. If you steal from two, its research. WILSON MIZNER If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. WILSON MIZNER When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. LAWRENCE J. PETER If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research. WILSON MIZNER If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism. If you steal from two, it's research. JOHN BURKE I loved you without knowing it, and I looked for your memory. In empty houses I entered with a ... PABLO NERUDA This way, they can steal your identity or clean out your bank accounts. ELLEN WRIGHT I felt like I needed to get a steal to get us back up and get us going. When we were behind I wanted... ASHLEY BELL Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and
rust doth corrupt, and where thieves... BIBLE The only thief that can steal and kill your life is the one in your mouth. SUSIE L HILL The single biggest thing I’ve done to improve my relationship with others, was to improve the rela... AKIROQ BROST My father worked for the railroad, and whenever a train crashed, we would go as a family and steal f... CHUCK PALAHNIUK During my breakdown, many things, tiny things I had not even registered before, had begun to torment... AKHIL SHARMA I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie ... ANONYMOUS TOAST The most peaceable way for you, if you do take a thief, is, to let him show himself what he is and s... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I just try to get after everything the best way I can. A lot of times I rebound with one arm or stea... AISHA JEFFERSON We fought all the way back, then it was steal score, steal score, steal score. That really messes wi... CHARLES RHODES A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns. MARIO PUZO If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good t... JACK HANDY There is only one sin. and that is theft... when you tell a lie, you steal someones right to the tru... KHALED HOSSEINI You don't try a double steal very often, but we tried it tonight and it worked. When you run a doubl... MIKE HARGROVE Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE By heavens! there is something after all in the world allowing one man to steal a horse while anothe... JOSEPH CONRAD It is criminal to steal a purse, daring to steal a fortune, a mark of greatness to steal a cro... FRIEDRICH VON SCHILLER The immature artist imitates. Mature artists steal. LIONEL TRILLING I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line? DR. GREGORY HOUSE A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. MARIO PUZO Music isn't selling like it used to, but the one thing you can't steal or download is a live... G-EAZY If you have to lie, cheat, and steal, you're just not doing it right, ... My career is a model of to... DONALD TRUMP You don't need to work anymore to make money,It is legal to steal now a days as long as your incorpo... KENNETH WATERS JR Sing you a song and steal your soul. VICTORIA SCHWAB Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a ... TERRY PRATCHETT I was new in the game and like all young thieves thought I had a license to steal. It didn't last. WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS What matters is the one thing I do know for certain: God is with me. CRAIG GROESCHEL Gamble, cheat, lie, and steal. Let me explain: Gamble for your best shot in life - dare to take risk... CAITLYN JENNER I came from a socially deprived background when I was 15, 16 years old, but one thing I knew was one... ALAN SUGAR I was tired, I wasn't gonna let anybody steal my purse. I held on for a while until he dragged me an... BETTY RITCHIE It's always funny that you can try and try again to steal all your critics' ammo, predict their resp... CRISS JAMI
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