During most of my Bureau career I worked major economic fraud investigations and was amazed at the schemes con-artist and corrupt corporate and public officials would devise to steal other people’s money. I’ve also had the opportunity to work bank robberies and drug investigations. The one thing I know for sure is… With a gun you can steal hundreds. With a pen you can steal millions.


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I loved school, maybe too much, really. I was summa cum laude in high school. I was driven that way.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to cre...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Reality: What a concept!
ROBIN WILLIAMS
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
ROBIN WILLIAMS
If Heaven exists, to know that there's laughter, that would be a great thing.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
The improv, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
In 'The Secret Agent,' it's basically a character that was admired by Theodore Kaczynski...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive -...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
I was only a leading man for a minute; now I'm a character actor.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Sometimes you have to make a movie to make money.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
ROBIN WILLIAMS
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Performing comedy in San Francisco to begin with is pretty wild. You've got to - you've got ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end o...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
I have an idea for a movie called 'The Walken Dead' which is about a town where, instead of ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills - no, no. They...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Do I perform sometimes in a manic style? Yes. Am I manic all the time? No. Do I get sad? Oh yeah. Do...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
In America they really do mythologise people when they die.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone i...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
I'm not used to crying. It's a little difficult. All my life I've had to fight. It's...
SERENA WILLIAMS
People who express themselves in paradoxes are in a strong position; and the more outrageous the par...
BERNARD WILLIAMS
The truth is that we all have to do more things than we can rightly do, if we are to do anything at ...
BERNARD WILLIAMS
Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
BERNARD WILLIAMS
Virtually the only subject in which one could ever get a scholarship to Oxford or Cambridge was clas...
BERNARD WILLIAMS
Few things are as democratic as a snowstorm.
BERNARD WILLIAMS
I was attracted to opera when I was 15 or 16. A very rich man in England bankrupted himself to put o...
BERNARD WILLIAMS
People who say, 'Let the chips fall where they may,' usually figure they will not be hit by ...
BERNARD WILLIAMS
A friend is a lot of things, but a critic isn't.
BERNARD WILLIAMS
If there's one theme in all my work, it's about authenticity and self-expression. It's t...
BERNARD WILLIAMS
What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
BERNARD WILLIAMS