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I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's ass, all day today.
BAM MARGERA Guy with car: [after bam kicks a football into his car] It's a brand new car! Bam Margera: It's a '9...
BAM MARGERA I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
BAM MARGERA My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks E...
BAM MARGERA I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of m...
BAM MARGERA I don't like Paris so much.
BAM MARGERA I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.
BAM MARGERA The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass'...
BAM MARGERA It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going ov...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
BAM MARGERA When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behin...
BAM MARGERA It's kinda all about image.
BAM MARGERA I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over i...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It'...
BAM MARGERA Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
BAM MARGERA I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
BAM MARGERA Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
BAM MARGERA I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon...
BAM MARGERA I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think ...
BAM MARGERA Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be...
BAM MARGERA Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it m...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
BAM MARGERA I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
BAM MARGERA I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
BAM MARGERA We called both the music and the videos CKY because that's all we did, ... I recorded music all nigh...
BAM MARGERA We're really big horror movie fans too, ... And we always wanted to film a horror movie called 'Camp...
BAM MARGERA Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
BAM MARGERA Oh, man, Phil thought I was in deep s**t after I smashed the windshield driving through a soccer goa...
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe."
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe".
BAM MARGERA Dude, we took Fireball Ministry out on our last Europe tour, ... We were so psyched on them that we ...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a...
BAM MARGERA Wanna bet, ass-wipe?
BAM MARGERA I just had the worst wake up ever, so I'm taking it out on Dunn.
BAM MARGERA Look, I'd love to sit here and argue with you, but we have a plane to catch.
BAM MARGERA That's ri-god-damn-diculous
BAM MARGERA I have no problem being connected with Bam. He's my brother, and he's helped us out, ... But I think...
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
BAM MARGERA We've played together for so long that we are so connected, ... We play like we're one person.
BAM MARGERA Dunn broke it. He handles everything rough.
BAM MARGERA I want to make my own movie.
BAM MARGERA It was so fast - bam, bam - and than it was over with.
CHAD BRADFORD Dude. I thought you were dead.
BOBBY HIGGINSON![]()
Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart ...
JOHN GREEN People are more laid back and live life a little slower in Winchester. In New York (and now Los Ange...
MATT LONG![]()
When my own son was 12, we didn't want toy guns in the house. So he just picked up a stick and w...
EDWARD ZWICK You have a metal arm? Dude, that is so awesome!
SPIDERMAN When it hits you, it hits you, like that -- bam!
ALEX BURKHARDT Usually in a Smosh sketch, we get 60 shots, 12 hours to shoot - we're just going 'bam, bam, ...
IAN HECOX![]()
I love you," I say to him, but it only comes out, "Hey"
"So damn much," he says back, it ...
JANDY NELSON There were so many variables to look at and consider, hauling and such. It wasn't only cost. But the...
KAREN ANDERSON Let me give you a bit of history. Two years ago, Andover came in here and Bam! Andover beat Kimball ...
GARY SHARPE![]()
O, that he were here to write me down an ass! -Much Ado about Nothing. Act iv. Sc. 2.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE He started hauling black dirt and manure for people's gardens pretty much as a hobby. It ended up a ...
BRUCE DRESEL![]()
I love you,” I say to him, only it comes out, “Hey.”
“So damn much,” he says back, on...
JANDY NELSON![]()
People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBO...
ALICIA SILVERSTONE It's the subconcussive hits, the constant bam, bam, bam that linemen like Suh give and receive. ...
JEANNE MARIE LASKAS People who pretend to be your friend lead you up a garden path by saying everything that you want to...
GARY F EVANS... How much cooler was Oz than seeing the little dude behind the curtain?
EMILE HIRSCH Dude, you grabbed my cock!
AVANEESH DEVKOTA![]()
When you're getting your ass kicked, you take it, and you go on to game four. They were very good an...
PAT RILEY I was a serious competitive figure skater and still ice-skate as much as I can. Anyway, I once broug...
CHRISTIAN SERRATOS![]()
From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solve...
ANN COULTER I'm so glad we met when we did. Even if you were an enormous pain in my ass you're still the best th...
CHRISTINA LAUREN We don't want to be hauling cement to Mars. That's very expensive. Better to know what we can make o...
RICHARD ZUREK![]()
Maybe you don't like your job, maybe you didn't get enough sleep, well nobody likes their job, nobod...
ANI DIFRANCO![]()
you smell like ass. you all smell like ass. am i complaining?
MARILYN MANSON I've been doing this for so long, ... it's like asking 'Dude, do you take coffee in the morning?'
PETER HUGHES![]()
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' &#...
DEMETRI MARTIN![]()
Companies made money and were beholden to stockholders; it was understandable if they tried to “co...
ARLIE RUSSELL HOCHSCHILD![]()
Nick - Psycho-ass? You're bringing psycho-ass back?
Zarek - That's Mister Psycho-ass to you, pu...
SHERRILYN KENYON![]()
As crazy as hauling timber into the woods.
HORACE They hit a bunch of shots and had a 12 or 13-point lead and then at the right time we hit four or fi...
DALE DOTSON![]()
Save your ass, give my ass.... what a friend you are...
DEYTH BANGER![]()
If you insist on the chase," I say, my voice much surer than I feel."Then you better start training....
ALYSON NOEL![]()
All over the planet women were being tormented, yet if you took sexism seriously, you were a bore, a...
J. COURTNEY SULLIVAN It didn't just grow. It just went bam!
LEE MURPHY So how did I get from this dude, to Father Calloway?
DONALD CALLOWAY![]()
You always remember the words that come back to bite you in the ass, no matter how much you'd like t...
ROB THURMAN![]()
I said I _liked_ being half-educated; you were so much more _surprised_at everything when you were i...
GERALD DURRELL![]()
Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon."
Daemon's grin went up a notch. "Nah, she likes my ass t...
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT Everyone had an amazing night. Thank you so much to all the generous people who were there raising s...
BILLIE PIPER![]()
I said I *liked* being half-educated; you were so much more *surprised* at everything when you were ...
GERALD DURRELL They took my head -- bam-bam. Then the other one came this way, grabbed my arm, then slammed me to t...
ANGELA LEWIS![]()
Kill me if I ever look that Bad" . . . "Dude, what are you saying? . . . On the TV? That is...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Go ahead, God, you fat, filthy motherfucker, lightning-bolt my ass into oblivion if you're so tough!
JERI SMITH-READY![]()
Tony got everybody started, and bam! - they all ran. You get one egg and, before you know it, you've...
ROBBY GORDON![]()
Friends show their love - in times of trouble, not in happiness
EURIPIDES It's all about hauling distances, ... It's like your grocery stores. Do you go to the one in Lexingt...
STEVE LAWSON We were renting Dumpsters from (Floyd's) and he was emptying them every day, ... It was costing us (...
HAL MORTON Dude, are you going to be talking all day?
DAVID ORTIZ![]()
Dude, I can wait as long as you can.
TIGER WOODS He comes up big. There can go stretches where you don't even hardly know he's there, and then all of...
DUSTIN DAHLQUIST![]()
Because human beings suffer so much more than ducks.”
“You might not think so if you were a...
MICHEL FABER![]()
So the kind of boy I was, or that I was told to be, you were kind of this like half-gladiator, half-...
JUNOT DIAZ The Spoiler Dude is more than just cars. With nearly twenty years of experience in the Colorado Spri...
SPOILER DUDE
BAM MARGERA Guy with car: [after bam kicks a football into his car] It's a brand new car! Bam Margera: It's a '9...
BAM MARGERA I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
BAM MARGERA My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks E...
BAM MARGERA I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of m...
BAM MARGERA I don't like Paris so much.
BAM MARGERA I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.
BAM MARGERA The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass'...
BAM MARGERA It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going ov...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
BAM MARGERA When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behin...
BAM MARGERA It's kinda all about image.
BAM MARGERA I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over i...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It'...
BAM MARGERA Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
BAM MARGERA I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
BAM MARGERA Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
BAM MARGERA I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon...
BAM MARGERA I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think ...
BAM MARGERA Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be...
BAM MARGERA Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it m...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
BAM MARGERA I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
BAM MARGERA I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
BAM MARGERA We called both the music and the videos CKY because that's all we did, ... I recorded music all nigh...
BAM MARGERA We're really big horror movie fans too, ... And we always wanted to film a horror movie called 'Camp...
BAM MARGERA Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
BAM MARGERA Oh, man, Phil thought I was in deep s**t after I smashed the windshield driving through a soccer goa...
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe."
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe".
BAM MARGERA Dude, we took Fireball Ministry out on our last Europe tour, ... We were so psyched on them that we ...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a...
BAM MARGERA Wanna bet, ass-wipe?
BAM MARGERA I just had the worst wake up ever, so I'm taking it out on Dunn.
BAM MARGERA Look, I'd love to sit here and argue with you, but we have a plane to catch.
BAM MARGERA That's ri-god-damn-diculous
BAM MARGERA I have no problem being connected with Bam. He's my brother, and he's helped us out, ... But I think...
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
BAM MARGERA We've played together for so long that we are so connected, ... We play like we're one person.
BAM MARGERA Dunn broke it. He handles everything rough.
BAM MARGERA I want to make my own movie.
BAM MARGERA It was so fast - bam, bam - and than it was over with.
CHAD BRADFORD Dude. I thought you were dead.
BOBBY HIGGINSON
Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart ... JOHN GREEN People are more laid back and live life a little slower in Winchester. In New York (and now Los Ange...
MATT LONG
When my own son was 12, we didn't want toy guns in the house. So he just picked up a stick and w... EDWARD ZWICK You have a metal arm? Dude, that is so awesome!
SPIDERMAN When it hits you, it hits you, like that -- bam!
ALEX BURKHARDT Usually in a Smosh sketch, we get 60 shots, 12 hours to shoot - we're just going 'bam, bam, ...
IAN HECOX
I love you," I say to him, but it only comes out, "Hey""So damn much," he says back, it ...
JANDY NELSON There were so many variables to look at and consider, hauling and such. It wasn't only cost. But the...
KAREN ANDERSON Let me give you a bit of history. Two years ago, Andover came in here and Bam! Andover beat Kimball ...
GARY SHARPE
O, that he were here to write me down an ass! -Much Ado about Nothing. Act iv. Sc. 2. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE He started hauling black dirt and manure for people's gardens pretty much as a hobby. It ended up a ...
BRUCE DRESEL
I love you,” I say to him, only it comes out, “Hey.”“So damn much,” he says back, on...
JANDY NELSON
People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBO... ALICIA SILVERSTONE It's the subconcussive hits, the constant bam, bam, bam that linemen like Suh give and receive. ...
JEANNE MARIE LASKAS People who pretend to be your friend lead you up a garden path by saying everything that you want to...
GARY F EVANS... How much cooler was Oz than seeing the little dude behind the curtain?
EMILE HIRSCH Dude, you grabbed my cock!
AVANEESH DEVKOTA
When you're getting your ass kicked, you take it, and you go on to game four. They were very good an... PAT RILEY I was a serious competitive figure skater and still ice-skate as much as I can. Anyway, I once broug...
CHRISTIAN SERRATOS
From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solve... ANN COULTER I'm so glad we met when we did. Even if you were an enormous pain in my ass you're still the best th...
CHRISTINA LAUREN We don't want to be hauling cement to Mars. That's very expensive. Better to know what we can make o...
RICHARD ZUREK
Maybe you don't like your job, maybe you didn't get enough sleep, well nobody likes their job, nobod... ANI DIFRANCO
you smell like ass. you all smell like ass. am i complaining? MARILYN MANSON I've been doing this for so long, ... it's like asking 'Dude, do you take coffee in the morning?'
PETER HUGHES
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' &#... DEMETRI MARTIN
Companies made money and were beholden to stockholders; it was understandable if they tried to “co... ARLIE RUSSELL HOCHSCHILD
Nick - Psycho-ass? You're bringing psycho-ass back?Zarek - That's Mister Psycho-ass to you, pu...
SHERRILYN KENYON
As crazy as hauling timber into the woods. HORACE They hit a bunch of shots and had a 12 or 13-point lead and then at the right time we hit four or fi...
DALE DOTSON
Save your ass, give my ass.... what a friend you are... DEYTH BANGER
If you insist on the chase," I say, my voice much surer than I feel."Then you better start training.... ALYSON NOEL
All over the planet women were being tormented, yet if you took sexism seriously, you were a bore, a... J. COURTNEY SULLIVAN It didn't just grow. It just went bam!
LEE MURPHY So how did I get from this dude, to Father Calloway?
DONALD CALLOWAY
You always remember the words that come back to bite you in the ass, no matter how much you'd like t... ROB THURMAN
I said I _liked_ being half-educated; you were so much more _surprised_at everything when you were i... GERALD DURRELL
Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon."Daemon's grin went up a notch. "Nah, she likes my ass t...
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT Everyone had an amazing night. Thank you so much to all the generous people who were there raising s...
BILLIE PIPER
I said I *liked* being half-educated; you were so much more *surprised* at everything when you were ... GERALD DURRELL They took my head -- bam-bam. Then the other one came this way, grabbed my arm, then slammed me to t...
ANGELA LEWIS
Kill me if I ever look that Bad" . . . "Dude, what are you saying? . . . On the TV? That is... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Go ahead, God, you fat, filthy motherfucker, lightning-bolt my ass into oblivion if you're so tough!
JERI SMITH-READY
Tony got everybody started, and bam! - they all ran. You get one egg and, before you know it, you've... ROBBY GORDON
Friends show their love - in times of trouble, not in happiness EURIPIDES It's all about hauling distances, ... It's like your grocery stores. Do you go to the one in Lexingt...
STEVE LAWSON We were renting Dumpsters from (Floyd's) and he was emptying them every day, ... It was costing us (...
HAL MORTON Dude, are you going to be talking all day?
DAVID ORTIZ
Dude, I can wait as long as you can. TIGER WOODS He comes up big. There can go stretches where you don't even hardly know he's there, and then all of...
DUSTIN DAHLQUIST
Because human beings suffer so much more than ducks.”“You might not think so if you were a...
MICHEL FABER
So the kind of boy I was, or that I was told to be, you were kind of this like half-gladiator, half-... JUNOT DIAZ The Spoiler Dude is more than just cars. With nearly twenty years of experience in the Colorado Spri...
SPOILER DUDE
