Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck.

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

People today are still living off the table scraps of the sixties. They are still being passed around - the music and the ideas.

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.

Hippies are like jeans. They never die; they just fade.

Hippies are lots of fun, as long as they are not involved in commerce.