I feel like I'm kind of lazy, but I keep the yard looking good.
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I feel so lucky to have lived the life that I did and to be surrounded by the people I love. I'v...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I never thought of acting as a creative process. Christ, I used to go to the movies and see Brando t...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I've tried to be more self-sufficient as I've gotten older. I'd like to not worry about ...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I grew up in a time when people believed in duty, honor and country. My grandfathers were both offic...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON Never give up, which is the lesson I learned from boxing. As soon as you learn to never give up, you...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I remember I had an actor friend - a close friend from college - Anthony Zerbe. He sent me a telegra...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I was working the Gulf of Mexico on oil rigs, flying helicopters. I'd lost my family to my years...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON Everything that I write is sort of autobiographical, and I don't know that I'm getting bette...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I am grateful every morning I wake up. I've a big family full of kids, who laugh all the time an...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I'd trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday.
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON There was time in the first half of the '80s when what I was saying on the stage was controversi...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I gave everything I ever wrote to Johnny Cash. I think he said later in some interview that he would...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON Dylan's relationship with Johnny Cash was the biggest influence on Nashville in my lifetime - th...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON Songs are just like your kids. You love them all, and they're all different. I can't really ...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON There was a film that really affected me, 'La Strada' by Fellini, where Anthony Quinn and Gi...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON Johnny Cash's legacy, I think if it was one word, it would be 'integrity.' He was the or...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON As far as fame, the everlasting fame thing. I used to think that was important for a writer... the d...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I boxed in Golden Gloves at Oxford and still know how to throw a straight left jab.
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON To do the things that I did, I'm amazed that I had the audacity - like resigning from the Army a...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I ended up being friends with all my heroes. Lefty Frizzell, George Jones, Johnny Cash - it was incr...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I feel like sometimes, when I'm singing a song like 'Moment of Forever,' that it goes bo...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I never was one to go into an office and write. For one thing, I had a job. I was cleaning the ashtr...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON Right after I resigned from the Army in 1965, I flew helicopters for oil platforms in the Gulf of Me...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I turned 30 as a janitor. I was thinking at the time that Hank Williams died when he was 29. All my ...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I grew up listening to Hank Williams and Johnny Cash, so arriving in Nashville in the '60s was r...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I think he was awed by the realization of a dream, ... I was so awe-struck, myself.
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON Tell the truth. Sing with passion. Work with laughter. Love with heart. 'Cause that's all that matte...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON Johnny Cash has always been larger than life.
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON The world situation being what it is, I have a lot to say, ... And I figure as long as I've got some...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I don't write as much as I did back when I was writing songs every day, ... But when current events ...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I have no regrets. I feel very grateful for the life that I had - you know, family I live with; and ...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON Her close friends have gathered.
Lord, ain't it a shame
Grieving together
Sharing the...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON They say the first thing to go is your legs, then it's your reflexes, then it's your friends...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON It's always embarrassing when somebody does something praiseworthy of you.
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I think I'm a much better father as an older man than I was with my first kids. Occasionally, I ...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON The most valuable thing to me seems to be time, and with time, I can be great. I have been... and I ...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I've been trying to think of things to tell my kids, something that I could pass down, and it...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON Freedom is just another word: It seems to get truer the older I get.
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON 'Heaven's Gate' was based on a true story about the cattle people: the people who had th...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON The great thing about Nashville back in the day was that the old guys hung out where the young guys ...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON Human rights is something that wasn't hard to be inspired to write about because there have been...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I got scars on my face that tell some kind of story. I'm looking in the mirror, and I got one sc...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON 'Sunday Morning Coming Down' is probably the most directly autobiographical thing I'd wr...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON I used to think that my songs were the best things that I would leave behind me. And I definitely th...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON It's only going to get worse,
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON How can you tell?
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON If God made anything better than women, I think he kept it for himself.
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON You're the boss of clutter, not the other way around.
MONIKA KRISTOFFERSON I tell people, 'I have a Ph.D. from Google University.'
KRIS CARR When you bite off only what you can chew, you're going to disappoint people. Guess what? Not you...
KRIS CARR If it has a shelf life longer than you, don't eat it.
KRIS CARR If I let a blue mood run rampant, before I know it I'm obsessing about the color of the satin li...
KRIS CARR Gut health is the key to overall health.
KRIS CARR Make space in your life, space for health and happiness.
KRIS CARR Above all, cancer is a spiritual practice that teaches me about faith and resilience.
KRIS CARR Change your plate. Change your fate.
KRIS CARR Yes, I have cancer and it might not go away, but I can still have a future because life goes on.
KRIS CARR Life is a terminal condition. Were all going to die. Cancer patients just have more information, but...
KRIS CARR Processed foods cause inflammation, a source of most chronic illnesses as well as stress.
KRIS CARR People ask me if I live each day like it's my last, and I don't. I live each day like it'...
KRIS CARR Sleep is the best time to repair, but it's hard to get a good night's rest when we don't...
KRIS CARR I kind of blossomed backwards. I got cancer, fell in love and have a magical life. I never imagined ...
KRIS CARR Every time I see a cardinal, I know my grandmother is with me. This regal, red bird was Grandma'...
KRIS CARR Honestly, self-care is not fluffy - it's something we should take seriously.
KRIS CARR Dinner is where the magic happens in the kitchen.
KRIS CARR Trust is a core currency of any relationship. Sometimes our need to control and micromanage everythi...
KRIS CARR Folks are like plants; we all lean toward the light.
KRIS CARR There's a great metaphor that one of my doctors uses: If a fish is swimming in a dirty tank and ...
KRIS CARR My refrigerator is powerful. In fact, it has a direct link to my overall well-being.
KRIS CARR I am living my dream because I get to work with my kids and watch them find their happiness. It'...
KRIS JENNER Some of the worst things are done with the best intentions, Petra,” August said. “You shouldn’...
KRIS NOEL There's stranger sex than sex with strangers.
KRIS KIDD Your self-worth has nothing to do with your craft or calling, and everything to do with how you trea...
KRIS CARR You can't please everyone. When you're too focused on living up to other people's standa...
KRIS CARR I love really good food and I don't ever want to spend too much for it, but I like hanging out a...
KRIS ALLEN You don't have to become a vegan. You can become a plant-passionate, plant-inspired bean lover!
KRIS CARR Oh, my goodness, I am obsessed with Costco! We do runs at least twice a week. I love the salmon and ...
KRIS JENNER If you don't think your anxiety, depression, sadness and stress impact your physical health, thi...
KRIS CARR Eventually cancer becomes just another annoying thing that you deal with, you know, like cellulite.
KRIS CARR Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose. Nothing ain't worth nothing but it's free.
KRIS KRISTOFFERSEN That really stuck in my head. He's right; nobody has reason to be talking. Nobody's been there yet.
KRIS ANDERSON When I arrived in London 11 years ago, restaurant service was terrible. It's getting better every ye...
KRIS ANDERSON We had a few good opportunities. We had a couple corner kicks and then we had a few great opportunit...
KRIS ANDERSON He had a really good save off a direct kick. They bent the ball around a (defensive) wall and he mad...
KRIS ANDERSON I've gotten to know them on a personal level, and I don't have to teach as much. They know what to e...
KRIS ALEXANDER We're certainly a lot deeper. Last year our No. 1 through 7 runners were set and there was a line be...
KRIS ALEXANDER We're very eager to get started.
KRIS ALEXANDER Those two stood up and said they didn't want to do that again, and the rest of the kids are saying t...
KRIS ALEXANDER We're no longer a doormat, and the guys want to be part of this resurgence. If we were not in the to...
KRIS ALEXANDER As far as track meets, it's by far the best meet in the state.
KRIS ALEXANDER There's a lot of people that have great ideas and dreams and whatnot, but unless you're will...
KRIS JENNER That's the hardest they've ever played us. I was impressed with their tenacity.
KRIS BRITTON With a traditional human resources system, we would work with a company, select the product, customi...
KRIS GOPALAKRISHNAN I also eat fruit instead of drinking juices. That's something I've read up on. I think that ...
KRIS HUMPHRIES I am really laid back and kind of go-with-the-flow, but I will never do anything that I don't be...
KRIS ALLEN Everything we can think of that should have a processor, and they'll all be connected. People ta...
KRIS GOPALAKRISHNAN Back when I was 26 years old, I had a brain tumor. I had it removed. They told me it would never com...
KRIS BIAGIOTTI Oh, and she absolutely adored Reggie Miller. She was sad to see him leave.
KRIS BECK It seems there's going to be a lot of specialty teams. Basically, how are we going to adjust to it i...
KRIS DRAPER Jamie probably spends 15 hours a week at the course on top of what we do as a team.
KRIS REINERT It's not a surprise. This is exactly what I predicted. I'm just so thankful that the USDA has gotten...
KRIS NELSON They ran into a log jam. The current started to pull them under and at that point they were faced wi...
KRIS HELTON You can sacrifice and not love. But you cannot love and not sacrifice.
KRIS VALLOTTON I think sometimes we gravitate toward broken people, not ’cause we want to fix them, but ’cause ...
KRIS KIDD The more we look at anything, the more we see ourselves in the thing. This is called projection. The...
KRIS KIDD I've always had very small teeth and as I've gotten older, I've become a grinder, so I've kind of pu...
KRIS THOMPSON The problem with the implants is that they only last up to six months, so unless the patient has a r...
KRIS ZAKRZEWSKI Cheli! The old fart. That's why he keeps playing -- he wanted that title.
KRIS DRAPER Cujo is the reason we won the game,
KRIS DRAPER Down low, it's going to be a whole different mindset. The coaches are going to have to coach to the ...
KRIS DRAPER We have to play to these new rules, but we play to the system implemented by the coaches. Hopefully ...
KRIS DRAPER Out of all the teams in our division, we were the least active because of how much money we had tied...
KRIS DRAPER Obviously, we would love to have him in our lineup,
KRIS DRAPER We came roaring back in a big way.
KRIS SAYLOR We're a veteran hockey club, we know better than that. We hung Manny out to dry.
KRIS DRAPER I missed the tree for the forest.
KRIS HUEN I got stuck in a segue for half an hour.
KRIS HUEN Gasoline prices have begun their seasonal move higher. Increased prices can be attributed to tighter...
KRIS LATHAN Life is rough,then you drive.
KRIS HUEN I’ve memorized the best angles in the bathroom from which to see how badly I’ve disintegrated. I...
KRIS KIDD You need to tell me why it won’t work.”
“Because you’re seventeen and I’m eighteen. B...
KRIS NOEL Then August knew. Thomas didn’t dwell on things. Thomas was strong, and he didn’t know what it w...
KRIS NOEL I recount as this journey begins where I rest to gather the tale from this
same old house resti...
KRIS COURTNEY The gaunt, unhealthy vegan is the muffin vegan. Bread and fries and processed veggie dogs. It's ...
KRIS CARR Our pitchers were okay. It's tough when both teams are using so many pitchers.
KRIS DOOREY I told the coaches that if I get the assist to Chase, then I'll have to transfer to Crawford to help...
KRIS CORSO I haven’t felt the full weight
of the world on my shoulders,
and I haven’t experienced...
KRIS KIDD One thing we wanted to do was take away Blake, with that big one-timer he has. We wanted to get into...
KRIS DRAPER I think I came through with a decent race. I'm not thrilled with it, but I think it was a good effor...
KRIS FREEMAN It only takes one guy to make something popular in this country. Look at what [Lance Armstrong] has ...
KRIS FREEMAN I think it would definitely help.
KRIS FREEMAN Dang, he's talking about me.
KRIS FREEMAN In the years I've been racing with diabetes, I've only had two races affected by diabetes. It's boun...
KRIS FREEMAN I wasn't going to stop. I didn't let it slow me down. I've gone around the country and I've done a f...
KRIS FREEMAN I’m sick of hearing it. I don’t think it’s right to stand by while innocent people are being t...
KRIS NOEL Sunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip.
KRIS KIDD What do think about abortion?”
“I could feel the tension growing in the plane. I dropped m...
KRIS VALLOTTON The DOT's hands are really tied at this point because the fencing issue is on private property. Unfo...
KRIS CARSON This is a view that reminds you of you.
This is a metaphor you had nothing to do with.
KRIS KIDD I couldn't believe it when they called. I was already thrilled to have won just one award.
KRIS FROSTAD We can confirm that euthanasia is what we are investigating.
KRIS WARTELLE It's automatic, it's ingrained. It's something I've got to do.
KRIS FREEMAN I've never been part of it. I'm really looking forward to it. After Vancouver and Calgary and what w...
KRIS DRAPER I'm right below above average intelligence.
KRIS HUEN When you pray for someone, are you basing it's success on how well you prayed or on God's power in t...
KRIS HUEN Behind every unsuccessful man was a woman telling him to get a real job.
KRIS HUEN I'm right above below average intelligence.
KRIS HUEN If your old enough to say something is hip, you could fall and break one.
KRIS HUEN I'm not blocking the fire exit, I'm first in line.
KRIS HUEN I'm so old old that when God said let there be light I was like "Well that's better"
KRIS HUEN When I walk into a room I'm the only one who can hear the theme music.
KRIS HUEN I'm not snoring, I'm purring.
KRIS HUEN I'm tired of giving a crap, I think I'll take one.
KRIS HUEN If it ain't broke I haven't worked on it yet.
KRIS HUEN Sneezes scare the crap outta me.
KRIS HUEN You ever lick butter off your finger and then realize it was soap? Me neither
KRIS HUEN If you give your time to help someone, you can't get mad if they fail or quit. The act of giving is ...
KRIS HUEN Have you ever heard a song and thought this song sucks? Then some guy tells you it's awesome and you...
KRIS HUEN I don't want to hunt deer I just want to wait in a tree stand and jump out in front of them when the...
KRIS HUEN The car laid enough rubber to build a playground on.
KRIS HUEN guy.” Jessie slowly inhaled and
KRIS JETT The implementation of improved breakfast equipment is also about the training of more than 30,000 te...
KRIS BECK While I may never be in remission from cancer, I am currently in remission from an unhealthy relatio...
KRIS CARR When your afraid of something
you hide behind a mask.
It might be to protect yourself,
KRIS HARTE We've had a pendulum of good and bad responses.
KRIS RINGWALL When I was young, I loved shopping at a store on Rodeo Drive called Lina Lee. Shopping there made me...
KRIS JENNER Consumers are paying substantially more for fuel compared to a month ago. Escalating crude oil price...
KRIS LATHAN The tragedy of teen driver crashes goes well beyond the teen driver and family. These crashes also k...
KRIS LATHAN The declining price of gasoline echoes a recent drop in crude oil prices. The drop in oil appears to...
KRIS LATHAN The price hike comes as crude oil costs continue to climb on energy security woes involving Iran and...
KRIS LATHAN We were hitting the ball solid all game and we finally hit some to some spots where they weren't. Ho...
KRIS VANCAS Cautionary Moral: Don't let your heart overrule your head.
KRIS WALDHERR You know you are getting old when you wake up with a hangover and don't drink.
KRIS HUEN The piece of you that loves a part of me tries its best to hold onto the rest,
but my heart is ...
KRIS KIDD She really hit the ball well and was a keystone behind the plate as well. She did a nice job working...
KRIS VANCAS The morning opens, a mist of innocence appears across the countryside that tells each one of us the ...
KRIS COURTNEY Apathetic in my adolescence,
my heart is fluorescent. It flickers
like liquor store lights...
KRIS KIDD We're so conditioned to believe that milk does a body good and that we need enormous amounts of ...
KRIS CARR It was a nice season opener in that we had a chance to see some good things and to get some innings ...
KRIS SAYLOR There's no need to wait for the bad things and bullshit to be over. Change now. Love now. Live now. ...
KRIS CARR This is what we do. This is what we live for. I tell them all the time to have fun.
KRIS BRITTON II know very, very little about the ukulele, but I actually grew up playing the viola from 4th grade...
KRIS ALLEN I say the stupidest stuff, all the time, off of Twitter, and so I think Twitter is good way for peop...
KRIS ALLEN Cry wolf often enough and you eventually get eaten by the wolf, even if the wolf is you.
KRIS KIDD There is stability in self-destruction, in prolonging sadness as a means of escaping abstractions li...
KRIS KIDD What if I were to tell you the game’s been rigged, that I was destined to win from the very beginn...
KRIS KIDD I think it’s pretty common to hold onto people, to bribe them with things, say, a body, in the hop...
KRIS KIDD I raised my kids kind of old-fashioned - if you don't have something nice to say, then don't...
KRIS JENNER I'm strong enough and have a pretty thick skin, but when people go after my kids, I just hit blo...
KRIS JENNER Cummins pitched real strong for us tonight. It was nice to see. This is our fourth game of the week ...
KRIS VANCAS Really the second (half), I was very pleased. Because for the opportunities that we had in the first...
KRIS HENRY Under the influence, I am easily influenced. I try to keep my pants on, but some things are easier s...
KRIS KIDD And then he’s somewhere inside of me, each thrust rattling my ribcage like a bottle of pills. I’...
KRIS KIDD I’ve always wanted to be the sort of boy who does the right thing without having to think about it...
KRIS KIDD Two sad eyes and one skanky smile, I practically pulse with the promise of promiscuity. I'm easy to ...
KRIS KIDD And then he's somewhere inside of me, each thrust rattling my ribcage like a bottle of pills. I'm so...
KRIS KIDD Never in our silent moments of illusion do we sense the dark parallel that lives next to us. Nor do ...
KRIS COURTNEY In Los Angeles, everything is 100% organic, except the people.
KRIS KIDD