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JOHN OLIVER This is too much reality for a Friday.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS it doesnt matter how slow you go, as long as you dont stop
ELIN As far as natural ability, I was always athletic.
TROY BROWN Worry makes you sick. Worry less, live as long as you like.
BIKRAM CHOUDHURY And if you can’t shape your life the way you want, at least try as much as you can not to degrade ...
CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS Don’t worry about getting it wrong as long as you are willing to keep trying.
DAN WALDSCHMIDT We're talking to Jon Stewart, who was just lecturing us on our moral inferiority. Jon, you're bummin...
TUCKER CARLSON There can never be any real freedom on earth as long as people try to exert ownership over the natur...
BRYANT MCGILL As long as you can still be dissapointed, you are still young. -Sarah Churchill.
SARAH CHURCHILL Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance...
JANEANE GAROFALO For too long, the world has been focused on short-term growth and development at the expense of our ...
GISELE BUNDCHEN But as long as something is never even started, you never have to worry about it ending. It has endl...
SARAH DESSEN The first time I met Jon Stewart was at the press conference that Comedy Central held to announce Jo...
STEPHEN COLBERT I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republica...
GREG GUTFELD Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert. Those are the guys I look at who are telling me pretty muc...
GRACE SLICK We're not going to see new investment in Ontario's forest sector as long as Ontario has the highest ...
HOWARD HAMPTON It's okay to go off course. As long as you know where you're going.
TAYLOR RYAN DANIEL Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
W. C. FIELDS He's secretive by nature. It's a dumb thing for officials to do, especially someone as experienced a...
LARRY SABATO As soon as I approached him he said, 'Don't worry, I'll be okay,' ... He didn't want any sympathy. H...
JOE BUGEL A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma.
JOYCE MEYER Reach for it. Push yourself as far as you can.
CHRISTA MCAULIFFE Never worry about debt in life,for as long as you are in business in life,debt will continually exis...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) But it was okay not to fit in everywhere, as long as you did somewhere.
SARAH DESSEN It's okay to live in imperfection as long as you work on loving your reflection.
SOFI BENITEZ Human beings are going to be relying on natural resources for a long time.
GALE NORTON Death is not scary enough and not so sweet life of the human foot leaves gentility.
IMAM ALI (AS) We've got a couple of guys who shoot the puck like that, too. You can't really think about that. Tho...
DAYMOND LANGKOW It's okay to love something a little too much,as long as it's real to you.
GERARD WAY It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.
WILL DURST There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ...
DWIGHT W. HAYES Cricketers are made to feel that they are very special. That is okay as long as cricketers realise t...
HARSHA BHOGLE As long as you live, love, for as long as you have health travel, and while you still living learn.
NICK OHARA In America you can say anything you want - as long as it doesn't have any effect.
PAUL GOODMAN Business often does a good job supporting communities: the arts, universities, and scientific enterp...
JEFFREY SACHS BoomTown has long been a big fan of Martha Stewart.
KARA SWISHER In America every day is Independence Day as long as we can still pray freely to Jesus and recite the...
FRANCESCO NICHOLAS CECE As long as there's pasta and Chinese food in the world, I'm okay.
MICHAEL CHANG They are still talking. As long as they are still talking it's certainly not a problem.
BUD PERRONE In Paris, you're as far as possible from the land of pleasant smiles.
KANYE WEST Go as far as you can see; when you get there, you'll be able to see farther.
J. P. MORGAN Go as far as you can see; when you get there you'll be able to see farther.
THOMAS CARLYLE You know, if it weren't for these fans, I wouldn't have gotten as far as I did.
ADAM LAMBERT I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.
ETHEL MERMAN Do not care what other people say if you know what you are doing is right as long as your conscience...
NISHI DE SILVA Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY*
DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry
 DON'T SET...
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JON STEWART You can’t worry about what you can’t control. I worry about how I play on the field. As long as I�...
BRUCE PERRY as long as two people are still in the game.
CHARLIE SHEEN If it meant that I would never get to think of you that way, as long as you were happy, it was okay.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY As Michigan's voice on the Senate Finance Committee and Senate Energy and Natural Resources Comm...
DEBBIE STABENOW I wish I could help you" I whisper.
You are," he murmurs against my knee. "just dont leave me, ...
SIMONE ELKELES No matter how strong you are, you will still feel the pain as long as your'e living in this planet.
PETER ALMOJUELA CHRISTENSEN As far as we are concerned, we Syria have not changed.
BASHAR AL-ASSAD As far as the style, I was fascinated by surrealism.
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.
ALBERT J. NOCK Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.
DAVID KOECHNER Our D.V.R.s make up the schedule of the shows that we're passionate about. You want Jon Stewart?...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD People are treating the Stewart case as seriously as Enron when it's really over trivia.
ALLAN SLOAN Twenty to twenty-five! These are the years! Dont be content with things as they are. Dont take No fo...
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL I'm not as fast as some of those guys [who are option quarterbacks], but as long as you operate it r...
JONATHAN WILSON Stories should be natural as apples, brief as lust, long as a thought.
LEONARD MICHAELS I became an ifrit to save the lives of my fellow jinn. What kind of life saver would I be if I let y...
JACKSON PEARCE what did you think would happen—best case? She’ll forget about you when you return to Caliban, y...
JACKSON PEARCE She’s forgotten me. It’s over. I don’t want to see her again, and now I’ll have to. I won’...
JACKSON PEARCE I think we’re always looking for new pieces,” Viola says quietly.

What?
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JACKSON PEARCE No matter how enlightened you think you are, as long as there ain't nobody to recognize it, you're s...
EPHDAN You cannot apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality
HERMANN WEYL We felt as long as we could get to this guy and get to the bullpen we were okay. They are weak there...
MARK OSTRANDER As far as expectations go, you can never work for expectations. You have to work against them.
KAJOL School...school... is just nothing... if you think that you are going to learn something. You are he...
DEYTH BANGER Nothing with me has been different, just our situation, ... I don't worry about where I start up at,...
AHMAN GREEN As far as I'm concerned, there won't be a Beatles reunion as long as John Lennon remains dea...
GEORGE HARRISON As far as wrestling goes, as long as my body is able to withstand the physical beating, I will keep ...
TRISH STRATUS Take pride in exactly what it is you do and remember it's okay to fail as long as you don't ...
DAN O'BRIEN You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
HERMANN WEYL It's okay to copy someone, to be influenced by a great master, so long as you say it.
WALTER W. WADA Jon Stewart and George Clooney made a skit in my bed and my bedroom ... (that) will be on the Academ...
DORIS PINTER Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters o...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND The term 'natural resources' confuses people. 'Natural resources' are not like a fin...
ALEX TABARROK People are treating the Stewart case as seriously as Enron when it's really over trivia.
ALLAN SLOAN That, Your Excellency, is precisely the problem. As long as we are buying Russian oil, we are at the...
ATSUKO ABE Win any way as long as you can get away with it. Nice guys finish last.
LEO DUROCHER Write as much as you can. Read as much as you can. Use the library and the internet carefully for re...
ENOCK MAREGESI As far as I'm concerned, there is no subject that's off the table.
GARRY TRUDEAU As far as festivals, nothing tops Cannes.
SASHA LANE Television's going, as far as I'm concerned, downhill, and I'm an anachronism.
DICK VAN DYKE Wearing corsets all the time was completely incapacitating, as far as digestion goes.
HELENA BONHAM CARTER As far as the customer is concerned, the interface is the product.
JEF RASKIN As far as music, Louis Armstrong is one of my heroes.
JON BATISTE That my philosophy of life is, as far as possible, one of enjoyment. I'm not nihilistic.
ALEXANDER MCCALL SMITH Fame was not at all what it was cracked up to be, as far as I was concerned.
DAVE MADDEN Current thought is that it's okay to have a cookie or snack as long as you don't overindulge. With t...
MICHAEL SIMON As long as there's pasta and Chinese food in the world, I'm okay.
MICHAEL CHANG Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN We think his policies are totally contrary to what we want for Latin America and are promoting genoc...
JUAN GONZALEZ She has a lot to offer. A lot of natural resources.
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JON MEACHAM Goats are the cable talk show panelists of the animal world, ready at a moment's notice to inter...
JON KATZ One wonders whether the Obama re-election campaign may be on the right track as it seeks to apply th...
JON MEACHAM 'Sing It Again Rod' touches all the solo bases since Stewart's departure from the Jeff B...
JON LANDAU I like hearing fiddles, steel guitar, acoustics up loud - really rock & roll stuff but with a co...
JON PARDI If a person is homosexual by nature - that is, if one's sexuality is as intrinsic a part of one&...
JON MEACHAM If I were in a situation where I had to meet a pack of wolves and my family is with me, I'm goin...
JON SEDA I like San Francisco, but I don't think I'd want to work in Palo Alto. It seems like a prett...
JON ORINGER When I went to Everest, I underestimated things. I just didn't know what altitude could do. Or t...
JON KRAKAUER With tens of thousands of patients dying every year from preventable medical errors, it is imperativ...
JON PORTER Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. N...
JON KATZ A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led...
JON KATZ If you're going to love animals and have a life with them, the odds are you're going to lose...
JON KATZ Some rescue groups are highly organized, experienced, well-funded, nearly professional. Others are s...
JON KATZ It's easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person's life a...
JON KATZ Lifetime dogs intersect with our lives with particular impact; they're dogs we love in especiall...
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