Don't mess with anybody on a Monday. It's a bad, bad day.

Ole Golly: You know what? You're an individual, and that makes people nervous. And it's gonna keep making people nervous for the rest of your life.

If Marion Hawthorne doesn't watch out, she's going to grow up into a lady Hitler.

Sometimes you have to lie. But to yourself you must always tell the truth.

Some people, in working towards a goal, find themselves seized by inertia when it comes time for action. If this should happen to you, despite the small graduated steps, then it is time to re examine your goal. Consider how important it actually is and then either discard the goal and replace it with more suitable one or continue the steps with a renewed sense of the value of achieving it.

First you write down your goal; your second job is to break down your goal into a series of steps, beginning with steps which are absurdly easy.