Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper

Are you in a hurry? the officiating Minister asked the Groom during the wedding ceremony. The groom responded: i am desperately in a hurry!

We did it for a wedding reception. The bride and groom started it off with a bang.

The groom always smiles proudly because he's convinced he's accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she's been able to convince him of it.

Never marry for money. You'll borrow it cheaper.

I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.