Don't look for Mrs. Right if all your character demonstrates is you are Mr. Wrong.

The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.

There are no speed limits on the road to love; that is why some arrive instantly.

The poorest man you can marry is not the one who lacks money, but the one who lacks character.

Never fight for a girl; while pounding each other, someone is already making plans to whisk her away.

If he's not a wreck without you, you married the wrong man.