Don't live in a town where there are no doctors.

Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.

Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth, or the only truth.

I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts.