Don't eat earwax avoid roasted cabbage and look on the bright side of life -Angela

Why does everything have to be so hard? [Eragon] wondered.

Because, said Saphira, everyone wants to eat, but no one wants to be eaten.

Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?

if everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane(T-Shirt)

Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)