Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.

Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy.

Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.