Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.

The was something very satisfying about a smile that had to be earned.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.