Don't bother explaining—I've heard all the excuses and the trouble is most of them are true.

Excuse is the mother of failure!

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them.

We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she didn’t have enough time to have sex with me.


Don't you dare take the lazy way. It's too easy to excuse yourself because of your ancestry. Don't let me catch you doing it! Now -- look close at me so you will remember. Whatever you do, it will be you who do.

The road to success is never paved with excuses.