Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
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SHUBHAM CHAVAN I hate computers. My hatred is entrenched, and I nourish it daily. I’m comfortable with it, and no...
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LEONA LEWIS Helpfiles are traditionally outnumbered by no-help files, which superficially resemble a helpfile in...
CHARLES STROSS I dont celebrate any friendship that was build on hate, because we share the common enemy.
DE PHILOSOPHER DJ KYOS Things happen to you they happen. They dont ask first. They dont require your permission.
CORMAC MCCARTHY Do you know what i hate? I hate people who hides behind GOD, it doesn't matter how much u pray or fa...
CRYSTAL DEONARINE If you have influence on other people. Dont be influenced by their hate, money, jealousy, anger and ...
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CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
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DEYTH BANGER Love is life,
Love is acceptance, with an amazing presence.
Love is positive, its not to be anonymou...
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CRIMETHINC. Sure, some journalists use anonymous sources just because they're lazy and I think editors ought...
BEN BRADLEE Love is a stranger and dont Live here,, and it dont even Visit
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) Failure is not the final fall.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Winner dont do different but they do differently
SHIV KHERA people have a natural tendency to anthropomorphize their pets, to ascribe human perceptions and inte...
DEAN KOONTZ Winners dont do different things,they do things differently
SHIV KHERA They will remain anonymous. Hopefully, this will get [her] back on track.
LAURA DUDA Winners dont do different things
They do things differently
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MARIELLA FROSTRUP Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb...
CHARLES STROSS They hate Malaysia, especially the current leadership, and hate it extremely.
MAHATHIR MOHAMAD We keep it as anonymous as we can.
DOUGLAS MURPHY They have the Internet on computers, now?
HOMER SIMPSON They were saying computers deal with numbers. This was absolutely nonsense. Computers deal with arbi...
TED NELSON People think computers will keep them from making mistakes. They're wrong. With computers you ma...
ADAM OSBORNE dont let your abuser win ,,,, brake the silence they have no right to get away with it xx
GRACE anonymous fruit.
CLARE BOOTH LUCE They don't see anything wrong with it because they see it as a prank. It's more unacceptable to do i...
CHERIE GEIDE These intellectual guys don't like to have an intellectual conversation with you unless they're runn...
J.D. SALINGER DONT SAY ELECTION IT IS ILL-ACTION.
PANDIT MUSTAFA ARIF Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
DAN CASTELLANETA People dont care what you know until they know what you care
JOHN C. MAXWELL They will hate you if you are beautiful. They will hate you if you are successful. They will hate yo...
SHANNON L. ALDER We have seen it time and time again where they [unions] take money for political purposes and dont g...
ERIC BEACH Everyone of them is staying, ... They dont want to go back. They have told me that.
AMY COLLINS Ask a heckler to identify himself and his company. They usually prefer to be anonymous.
JUDY MOREO It's easy, its international and it can be fairly anonymous.
ANDY FISHER In any society, fanatics who hate don't hate only me - they hate you, too. They hate everybody.
ELIE WIESEL They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
JANET RENO Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
ANON. Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
PABLO PICASSO Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
ANONYMOUS What I most hate is the books and films and all other stuff which all the time end in happy end, do ...
DEYTH BANGER life is to short dont mess it up
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S.E. HINTON i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g...
DALLY SALAD The Redskins are going to hate it. They better hate it because I don't care much for them.
EMMITT SMITH Dont force noone to see your worth, it doesnt matter how much you love them, love yourself first, ev...
JHERRERA People for too long thought they were anonymous on the Internet. People now realize they're not.
ANDREW SERWIN I really felt anonymous. Everyone was really aloof. It felt claustrophobic.
ASHLEY MASON I enjoyed being anonymous.
SACHA BARON COHEN When we anthropomorphize the egg and sperm, when we turn them into a miniature bride and groom compl...
EMILY MARTIN There are two things panic patients hate to do. They hate to take medication - and they hate to go t...
EARL CAMPBELL I have received hostile voice mail messages and e-mails. They are often anonymous, I'm sad to sa...
BEN BRANTLEY We thought too much.
Because while hatred is a fire only man feels, he does not hate the beast ...
MEAGAN SPOONER Cryptocurrency currencies take the concept of money, and they take it native into computers, where e...
NAVAL RAVIKANT Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS Mothers don't have to face prosecution, they will remain anonymous and cops will not look for them.
ESTELLA OLGUIN Do the days work. If it be to protect the rights of the weak, whoever objects, do it. If it be to he...
CALVIN COOLIDGE If people hate me they hate me.
UWE BOLL People dont see you for what you think, they see you for what you say
SIMPLETON Be your own kind dont go around and chase others and do what they do.
NADIRA AHMED If you have to say or do something controversial, aim so that people will hate that they love it and...
CRISS JAMI I don't know why anybody would look into an anonymous letter.
JOSEPH DINATALE The trouble with people is not that they dont know but that they know so much that aint so.
JOSH BILLINGS You have more to fear from those who think they know you,Than from those who know they dont.
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. realists are only realists if they dont dream ,dreamers can be more than dreamers if they achieve th...
JOHN THE DREAMER Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
SAM EWING Never answer an anonymous letter
YOGI BERRA Basis of society: anonymous sweat.
EMILE M. CIORAN Liberals hate America, they hate "flag-wavers," they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religion...
ANN COULTER "Liberals hate America, they hate "flag-wavers," they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religio...
ANN COULTER There's also a younger generation now earning money who grew up with computers, so they are comforta...
CHARLIE ROBERTS Just because your trained for something doesn't mean your prepared for it. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS It's hard recommending books for kids, and a huge responsibility. If you get it wrong, they don&...
MEG ROSOFF People don't understand computers. Computers are magical boxes that do things. People believe what c...
BRUCE SCHENEIER Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY*
DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry
DON'T SET...
TRENT REZNOR Hey, techer leave those kids alone!.....We dont need no education......we dont need no thought contr...
PINK FLOYD La valeur d'un homme n'est pas dans la manière dont il tombe, mais dont il se relève !
JEPH LOEB They have computers that can tell you if a song's a hit.
BOB HARDY Dont expect expected things by unexpectable persons,it will just hurt.
SHUBHAM CHAVAN If it doesnt help, I damned sure dont know what will.
JACK MOORE Anonymity, not ignorance, is bliss. ~Anonymous
JOSEPH MCDONALD We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want...
IAN WILLIAMSON 'I dont need it to be easy, I need it to be worth it
LIL WAYNE I'm not affiliated with either Wikileaks or Anonymous - of course, it's not like I would tel...
JONATHAN NOLAN Many elitists hate rap as much as they hate country, though they don't like to admit it for fear...
WILL SHETTERLY No one could really hate a saint, could they? They can't really hate God either. When they want to H...
EVELYN WAUGH It will be even easier to create anonymous content and not be able to trace it.
CAROL DARR People don't understand computers. Computers are magical boxes that do things. People believe wh...
BRUCE SCHNEIER The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is ...
BILL MAHER People hate it when they are treated the same way they treat others.
PRAVIN PRAJAPATI I dont understand flirting.
ANUSHKA SHARMA dont let anyone break your heart i say you should break there heart before they break yours
DALLY SALAD Who was it that said that coincidence was just God’s way of remaining anonymous?
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