Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him two--that's subtraction.

Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.